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I'm not just a gun batter i'm also a reel stud muffin. i'll tell you a story about my smooth moves.

last week i was at shambos geting waisted on misisippi moonshine and shambos wife had a freind and her husband over to. her freinds husband said he was sick and had to go home. the trooth was he tried to keep up with me in a shout, bad move. lol. anyway he went home and his wife stayed to party on with me, shambo and shambos wife. the lady was checking me out all the time and giving me sexy eyes like she wanted to jump my bones.
when it was time to go to bed i got settled on the couch and shambos wifes freind went to travs spare room to sleep on the spare bed. this is when the stud in me broke loose. about 20 minuts after we all went to bed i got up and sneaked into the other ladies room and told her i was cold out on the couch and arsked if i could jump in with her. to my suprize she told me to f u c k off and turn the heeter on if i am cold.
i went back to the couch where it doored on me she was to nervous to do the wild thing with a guy as expearianced as me. she was silly though because i would have tort her how to bump add grind like a pro. she wood have had an organism to.

the boys at morti are calling me slider now because i slided in to that girls room.

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Funny thing is this may not be far off the truth lmfao

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Haha slider what a classic

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absolutely sensational. "it doored on me". haaaaaaaaaaa

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Play up did you beav?

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Didn't manage to get a hold in 1 then Beav?

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that girl will regret not having me give her my SS jumbo. arfter she had a slice of the slider she wood have arsked her husban for a divorse. thats how good i frust.

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nah mate.........i was bloody freezing me titts off. But now on when ever i talk to any girls out and about or at the club it is not uncommon to hear 4-6 lads screaming 'SLIDER'

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WTF! Beav you dirty old dog, you've tried knocking off some poor pricks wife.

Fark you must have felt like a sleazy prick when she kicked you out..........hahahaha, funny $hit.

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lol......it was just a couple that had started dating and i was bloody cold mate, wanted a warm bed.smile.gif

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not comin to stay on my paul couch beav.

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Funny $hit Beav you sneaky "slider".

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Slocs, you'd have to lock the room the mrs was in.........especially on a cold night.

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slocs wrote:

not comin to stay on my paul couch beav.


What does that mean mate.


Matty yeah it is now, felt bad the next day big time..........i could only remember going to the toliet and wondering it a bedroom that i had no business in doing.

 



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yeah not safe with lunchcutters like him around. bloody unreal... how would ya be at mordi with ya hugs and kisses runnin the canteen...

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Bloody hillarious Beav. I heard you already had a rubber on............

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slocs wrote:

yeah not safe with lunchcutters like him around. bloody unreal... how would ya be at mordi with ya hugs and kisses runnin the canteen...


Lol.........mate if i tried that on Travs missus she would punch me square in the face and tell me to f***off

 



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hahahahahahaha (the rubber on comment)

-- Edited by slocs on Monday 30th of November 2009 07:57:44 PM

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prince mark wrote:

Bloody hillarious Beav. I heard you already had a rubber on............


Completely starkers as well with a roarer...........that is how i roll

 



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I can see Beav at the canteen asking for a hotdog and telling the canteen lady in a sexy voice " that's it, slide that frankfurt in nice and slow"

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