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Me and the morti boys had a partay a the sports club on saterday nite and man did i look sharp. i wore this cool green shert that looks like what the farmers where. all the cool peeple are whereing them. i had a white tee shert on underneeth and had my big bling neck laces with two crosses hanging of them because i like to be close to my lord jesus crist. he'd dress cool like me and goochy if he was still with us and he mite even be a slider.lol.
i spent the hole nite chasing skert and puting the hard word on every bird in the place. i got 7 fone numbers and one chick even told me she wood slap my face if i touched her boobs again. i like ruff chicks and i dig that she's into that stuff and i will definatly be calling her to catch up for her to ride my mortiallox member.lol.
theres always one idiot at every partay and this partays idiot thort he wood come looking like me. he had the same hair and the same face and the same every thing as me. he bloody looked just like me. all the morti boys were ribbing me bout him been my twin brother and other childish crap like that. in the end i was geting pissd off with it all and told duke flanders that i will punch his head in and drop him to twos and make him field find leg if he keeps going. he must of seen how angry i was beacuse he eneded up buying me drinks all nite arfter that because he was craping his dacks.
when it was time to leave i seen the guy that was my look a like leaving with 2 hot chicks under his arm. i'm pretty shore the 2 chicks thort it was me they were leaving with bcause they were all over me all nite wispering dirty and sexy things in my ear. they must have bean disapointed when they got back to his house and realised it wasn't me they were shaging. i wood have taken thise 2 birds to heaven and back with my sex move i call the grinder. i wood tell you all how to do it but its a secret i will take to the grave.lol

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Me and the morti boys had a partay a the sports club on saterday nite and man did i look sharp. i wore this cool green shert that looks like what the farmers where. all the cool peeple are whereing them. i had a white tee shert on underneeth and had my big bling neck laces with two crosses hanging of them because i like to be close to my lord jesus crist. he'd dress cool like me and goochy if he was still with us and he mite even be a slider.lol.
i spent the hole nite chasing skert and puting the hard word on every bird in the place. i got 7 fone numbers and one chick even told me she wood slap my face if i touched her boobs again. i like ruff chicks and i dig that she's into that stuff and i will definatly be calling her to catch up for her to ride my mortiallox member.lol.
theres always one idiot at every partay and this partays idiot thort he wood come looking like me. he had the same hair and the same face and the same every thing as me. he bloody looked just like me. all the morti boys were ribbing me bout him been my twin brother and other childish crap like that. in the end i was geting pissd off with it all and told duke flanders that i will punch his head in and drop him to twos and make him field find leg if he keeps going. he must of seen how angry i was beacuse he eneded up buying me drinks all nite arfter that because he was craping his dacks.
when it was time to leave i seen the guy that was my look a like leaving with 2 hot chicks under his arm. i'm pretty shore the 2 chicks thort it was me they were leaving with bcause they were all over me all nite wispering dirty and sexy things in my ear. they must have bean disapointed when they got back to his house and realised it wasn't me they were shaging. i wood have taken thise 2 birds to heaven and back with my sex move i call the grinder. i wood tell you all how to do it but its a secret i will take to the grave.lol


quality work yet again. is all this true beav or are they just ripping the urine?

 



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Not alot of it was true mate........it was 5 numbers not 7.

And what i will say was thank god Eaver left early in the night and was not around when i got up to some Shake & Bake.

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C'mon Eaver, tell us more about the "grinder".

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ok rickybobby

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C'mon Eaver, tell us more about the "grinder".


Unlike Eaver i chose not to discuss my personal affairs on here Matty. smile.gif

 



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does the ex read this?

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No

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It was a farmers shirt Brett you must admit. Great night had by all.

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It was no farmer shirt, it was infact a cracking shirt which was followed by plenty of compliments.........the shirt can be seen on my FB wall as i had photos that where tagged to me.

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hahahahahahaaha that is a pissa yer he looked just like beaver that guy sat night. and then beaver i think was last man standing at play hole sun morining

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hahahahahahaaha that is a pissa yer he looked just like beaver that guy sat night. and then beaver i think was last man standing at play hole sun morining


Standard (lovegun) from me, not to many of these Mordi lads can go the distance.........number 1 is the exception i will give him that.

 



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so i gather the mordi captain coach got some fluff from playhouse?

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so i gather the mordi captain coach got some fluff from playhouse?


'No comment' only i know and no one else smile.gif

 



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so it was with yourself?

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I was implying no one from Mordi knows, and thats how it will stay because it will end up with EAVER very quickly lol

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hahaha has anyone admitted it yet? the eaver bit?

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slocs wrote:

hahaha has anyone admitted it yet? the eaver bit?


But it this way......they refuse to admit it, but i have been told by there left hand man that it is them as i bailed one of them up and he admitted it.
So i know the main culprit but he thinks i am just guessing.

 



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why don't you name him then? whoever it is will get a free pass to our boxing day at harold rd.

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why don't you name him then? whoever it is will get a free pass to our boxing day at harold rd.


What if i said it was me?

 



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