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I am wanting to come clear about my latest sexploits and how Ive been sliding and grinding my way around Morti.

The story begins on Saterday night when I hit the pubs after a big seshion at Morti after we got ourselves into a grate positioning against St. Marias. To cut a short story to the chase these too glamours were given me the eye so I slided over and asked there names. Funny enough ones name was Fisha and the others sounded foreign, maybe Swedish..Parkova Dyke and straight away they assed me if Id ever had a freesome. I said does the pope sh1t in the woods and said I was a master slider and and like my batting I would grind them into the ground. Im used to making the girls hot and it was no wonder she said I had the best tits she had ever seen. Im sure she meant chest but I didnt care as she was rubbing my nibbles with a piece of ice from her Bundy and Coke.

We got home and they commented again on how big my was clit was which Im used to. The language barrier was getting difficult because she obviously ment c0ck. The action got heavy and Parkova was reely aggressive and tried to stick things into me, namely her fist. Again I put it down to cultural differences and enjoyed the experience. Fisha was loving it and they both commented how much they loved Eaver, eating Eeaver, smashing Eeaver..it was a grate night they will never forget.

After they asked me to join there lesbian group down at Park and I was confused and said are blokes alowed to join. They said fcuk no and that c0cks made them sick. Fisha said it was her first Lesbian freesome and asked can we do it more regularly and sha cant wait to have my t1ts in her face again. I said shure but Eaver cant promise anything cause Sliding is his middle name.lol



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I had no involvement in this one, clearly Eaver is not as funny when he makes crap up. Infact i would go as far as to say this was His worst post.

-- Edited by BErnst on Wednesday 16th of December 2009 06:54:00 PM

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Eaver wrote:

I am wanting to come clear about my latest sexploits and how Ive been sliding and grinding my way around Morti.

The story begins on Saterday night when I hit the pubs after a big seshion at Morti after we got ourselves into a grate positioning against St. Marias. To cut a short story to the chase these too glamours were given me the eye so I slided over and asked there names. Funny enough ones name was Fisha and the others sounded foreign, maybe Swedish..Parkova Dyke and straight away they assed me if Id ever had a freesome. I said does the pope sh1t in the woods and said I was a master slider and and like my batting I would grind them into the ground. Im used to making the girls hot and it was no wonder she said I had the best tits she had ever seen. Im sure she meant chest but I didnt care as she was rubbing my nibbles with a piece of ice from her Bundy and Coke.

We got home and they commented again on how big my was clit was which Im used to. The language barrier was getting difficult because she obviously ment c0ck. The action got heavy and Parkova was reely aggressive and tried to stick things into me, namely her fist. Again I put it down to cultural differences and enjoyed the experience. Fisha was loving it and they both commented how much they loved Eaver, eating Eeaver, smashing Eeaver..it was a grate night they will never forget.

After they asked me to join there lesbian group down at Park and I was confused and said are blokes alowed to join. They said fcuk no and that c0cks made them sick. Fisha said it was her first Lesbian freesome and asked can we do it more regularly and sha cant wait to have my t1ts in her face again. I said shure but Eaver cant promise anything cause Sliding is his middle name.lol


I liked it Beav, the highlighted parts in particular.

 



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Eaver wrote:

 

I am wanting to come clear about my latest sexploits and how Ive been sliding and grinding my way around Morti.

The story begins on Saterday night when I hit the pubs after a big seshion at Morti after we got ourselves into a grate positioning against St. Marias. To cut a short story to the chase these too glamours were given me the eye so I slided over and asked there names. Funny enough ones name was Fisha and the others sounded foreign, maybe Swedish..Parkova Dyke and straight away they assed me if Id ever had a freesome. I said does the pope sh1t in the woods and said I was a master slider and and like my batting I would grind them into the ground. Im used to making the girls hot and it was no wonder she said I had the best tits she had ever seen. Im sure she meant chest but I didnt care as she was rubbing my nibbles with a piece of ice from her Bundy and Coke.

We got home and they commented again on how big my was clit was which Im used to. The language barrier was getting difficult because she obviously ment c0ck. The action got heavy and Parkova was reely aggressive and tried to stick things into me, namely her fist. Again I put it down to cultural differences and enjoyed the experience. Fisha was loving it and they both commented how much they loved Eaver, eating Eeaver, smashing Eeaver..it was a grate night they will never forget.

After they asked me to join there lesbian group down at Park and I was confused and said are blokes alowed to join. They said fcuk no and that c0cks made them sick. Fisha said it was her first Lesbian freesome and asked can we do it more regularly and sha cant wait to have my t1ts in her face again. I said shure but Eaver cant promise anything cause Sliding is his middle name.lol


I liked it Beav, the highlighted parts in particular.

 

 


That's my point.......We normally Love his work & not like it.

 



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are you saying you wrote some of the other eaver posts are you brett?

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slocs wrote:

are you saying you wrote some of the other eaver posts are you brett?


I don't think i said that.

 



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what has been your involvement in previous eaver posts?

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BErnst wrote:

I had no involvement in this one, clearly Eaver is not as funny when he makes crap up. Infact i would go as far as to say this was His worst post.

-- Edited by BErnst on Wednesday 16th of December 2009 06:54:00 PM


I knew it. Cleary implying that Beaver involved. TEABAGGED the forum. Classic!

 



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Beav, word is you're wearing a dinger everywhere you go these days you're chasing the fluff that hard................

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Beav, word is you're wearing a dinger everywhere you go these days you're chasing the fluff that hard................


Just playing my shots Prince.

 



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Finding the gaps?

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Timing is a little off 'HOLD' out a few times, lots of singles but no boundary's yet.

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it's not singles you been looking for

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Sounds like the wickets a bit dry, get some moisture in it.

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prince mark wrote:

Sounds like the wickets a bit dry, get some moisture in it.


Was hoping to spray it but i hear some rain is on the way.......you know what they say 'when it rains it pours'

 



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Stocky Stumper wrote:

BErnst wrote:

I had no involvement in this one, clearly Eaver is not as funny when he makes crap up. Infact i would go as far as to say this was His worst post.

-- Edited by BErnst on Wednesday 16th of December 2009 06:54:00 PM


I knew it. Cleary implying that Beaver involved. TEABAGGED the forum. Classic!

 


that was my thinking as well stocky but every time i asked if he had anything to do with eaver he denied it. now i feel betrayed and lied to but all in all it's just a bit of fun i guess. can't win em all. DUNK!

 



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Hahaha, Beav I know a chick just like you.....crazy as fark, should introduce you'se.

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Hahaha, Beav I know a chick just like you.....crazy as fark, should introduce you'se.


Pretty much can't resist a Juicy, Wide one Prince..........just feel the need to slash at it, especially late in the day.

 



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BErnst wrote:

prince mark wrote:

Hahaha, Beav I know a chick just like you.....crazy as fark, should introduce you'se.


Pretty much can't resist a Juicy, Wide one Prince..........just feel the need to slash at it, especially late in the day.

 


Fark Beav, she's not a slut.

 



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prince mark wrote:

 

BErnst wrote:

 

prince mark wrote:

Hahaha, Beav I know a chick just like you.....crazy as fark, should introduce you'se.


Pretty much can't resist a Juicy, Wide one Prince..........just feel the need to slash at it, especially late in the day.

 


Fark Beav, she's not a slut.

 

 


Gee matty what are you talking about, i was just talking about my batting and cricket?

 



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