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Let me tell you about my weakend that started on friday nite. i met up with this 34 year old chick who had better tits than me and a reely bald pube area. i gave this chick a hammering four about 8 hours and let her ride my mortialloc member untill she couldnt take any moore. i have no dout she wood have braged about me two all her frends and told them she has now bean to heaven and back.lol. i got her phone number and i since i no she is keen for more of my monster morti member i will play hard to get and keep her hanging like i'm a lady teaser.
on saturday i was reely nackered from pounding that chicks beaver lol. i only had a few hours sleep and i only made 1 run. i feel like i reely let shambo and the boys down with my poor preperashion for a game. i'm just glad we won and i am still regarded as a marster coach and inspirashional leader.
saterday nite we had a ****tail nite at the club for our crismas partay. i looked very devenere and i wore a grey felt federer hat, a white shert with pin stripes, a reely thin black tie and a black vest i couldnt do up because my tummy was full from the 6 quarter pounders i ate on the way.  i was reely hungry arfter my sex bender with that 34 year old hotty with no pubes and i had no energetics. all the boys were macking fun of my my cloths but i new they were impressed and they were just ribing me. i told rance paper he shood cum shoping with me so he doesnt have to wear denim vests all the time. man he dresses like a bogan.
rozza did a grate job with the ****tails and i smashed about 50 of them down and didnt even have a chunder. i am also a marster drinker, nowon at mortiallox can hold a shout with me.

merry crismas evrywon and for your sake i hope i dont bump into your wifes or girl frends over the brake because i will moore than liklely slide in and woop there pussys with my monster morti member. x0x0x0x


-- Edited by Eaver on Monday 21st of December 2009 01:19:54 PM

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Eaver wrote:

Let me tell you about my weakend that started on friday nite. i met up with this 34 year old chick who had better tits than me and a reely bald pube area. i gave this chick a hammering four about 8 hours and let her ride my mortialloc member untill she couldnt take any moore. i have no dout she wood have braged about me two all her frends and told them she has now bean to heaven and back.lol. i got her phone number and i since i no she is keen for more of my monster morti member i will play hard to get and keep her hanging like i'm a lady teaser.
on saturday i was reely nackered from pounding that chicks beaver lol. i only had a few hours sleep and i only made 1 run. i feel like i reely let shambo and the boys down with my poor preperashion for a game. i'm just glad we won and i am still regarded as a marster coach and inspirashional leader.
saterday nite we had a ****tail nite at the club for our crismas partay. i looked very devenere and i wore a grey felt federer hat, a white shert with pin stripes, a reely thin black tie and a black vest i couldnt do up because my tummy was full from the 6 quarter pounders i ate on the way.  i was reely hungry arfter my sex bender with that 34 year old hotty with no pubes and i had no energetics. all the boys were macking fun of my my cloths but i new they were impressed and they were just ribing me. i told rance paper he shood cum shoping with me so he doesnt have to wear denim vests all the time. man he dresses like a bogan.
rozza did a grate job with the ****tails and i smashed about 50 of them down and didnt even have a chunder. i am also a marster drinker, nowon at mortiallox can hold a shout with me.

merry crismas evrywon and for your sake i hope i dont bump into your wifes or girl frends over the brake because i will moore than liklely slide in and woop there pussys with my monster morti member. x0x0x0x


-- Edited by Eaver on Monday 21st of December 2009 01:19:54 PM


Classic Eav!

Beav, did you really get an empty on Friday night?

 



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Eaver wrote:

Let me tell you about my weakend that started on friday nite. i met up with this 34 year old chick who had better tits than me and a reely bald pube area. i gave this chick a hammering four about 8 hours and let her ride my mortialloc member untill she couldnt take any moore. i have no dout she wood have braged about me two all her frends and told them she has now bean to heaven and back.lol. i got her phone number and i since i no she is keen for more of my monster morti member i will play hard to get and keep her hanging like i'm a lady teaser.
on saturday i was reely nackered from pounding that chicks beaver lol. i only had a few hours sleep and i only made 1 run. i feel like i reely let shambo and the boys down with my poor preperashion for a game. i'm just glad we won and i am still regarded as a marster coach and inspirashional leader.
saterday nite we had a ****tail nite at the club for our crismas partay. i looked very devenere and i wore a grey felt federer hat, a white shert with pin stripes, a reely thin black tie and a black vest i couldnt do up because my tummy was full from the 6 quarter pounders i ate on the way.  i was reely hungry arfter my sex bender with that 34 year old hotty with no pubes and i had no energetics. all the boys were macking fun of my my cloths but i new they were impressed and they were just ribing me. i told rance paper he shood cum shoping with me so he doesnt have to wear denim vests all the time. man he dresses like a bogan.
rozza did a grate job with the ****tails and i smashed about 50 of them down and didnt even have a chunder. i am also a marster drinker, nowon at mortiallox can hold a shout with me.

merry crismas evrywon and for your sake i hope i dont bump into your wifes or girl frends over the brake because i will moore than liklely slide in and woop there pussys with my monster morti member. x0x0x0x


-- Edited by Eaver on Monday 21st of December 2009 01:19:54 PM


The bold stuff is true Matty...........infact i got the weekend double fri & sat nights.
Friday night i was like a kid in a candy shop playing around with the 34yr olds fake knockers. :)

 



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At least your in form with one bat beav!!!

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how many of her kids woke you up in the morning beav?

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No kids mate..........loaded career women who wants a young toy boy

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a toy or a cubby house....

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Call it what you want Craig.......your bitterness wont take the gloss off my weekend.no

-- Edited by BErnst on Monday 21st of December 2009 06:49:43 PM

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did you go back to back?

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slocs wrote:

did you go back to back?


yes but not the same lady.......thats what i was implying when i said the weekend double

 



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oh hello. which one was better?

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Number 1 easy by the length of a straight.

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you mean trav?

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slocs wrote:

you mean trav?


Ha ha i knew i should of changed that to the 'Friday night lady' instead

 



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If only your form was as good on the ground as of it brett??????

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Mick wrote:

If only your form was as good on the ground as of it brett??????


Long summer ahead Mick.........form can be found and lost both on field and off field.

 



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Dont disagree there......if you had both you would be living the perfect life!

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Yes for sure.......just need to hit some in the middle and i will be fine and with the ladies the pick up lines seem to be working lol

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Just got a back it up with a nice 18-20y.o. pup now Beav and your laughing.. explore both ends of the spectrum. That 'perfect life' Mick talks about is what we all want.

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