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Haig Pokemen


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Woweeeeeeee what a long day as i have just got home and rested my swollen ankles up onto my poofta and made a cup of Horlicks.
Started real early when C***y Vette (no relation to Vicki vette the Porn star) http://www.youporn.com/watch/1792/vicky-vette-pov/
Got to the club and opened up for myself and Skeet Hawler the punter who was taking bets throughout the day, geee weeee where there some celebrities there or what.
Sloppy Gay was there in a Tom Hanks (cast away) like beard he thought it was a dress up with the theme been homeless bum (he nailed it lol), Corey FLingham looked like he was fresh from Revolver or a Indian Bollywood movie, Hobert Chord was there in a impressive tight fitting blue ensemble that would have no doubt cleaned up at a Bingo night & My favorite Kenny Ruaman got there a little late as he had to pick my Cat up from her weekly wash.
We had a best dressed competition which i secretly awarded the prize to me, i had this slick fitting button up black shirt that made me look as Beaver would say very 'devanere' Sloppy said if we went out all the girls would wanna touch my junk just to get to my trunk trunk he even sang it to me like Keisha sings Tik Tok lol.
Lots of Beer was been consumed under my careful eye as the boys hit the Poker tables for some twoing and frowing.
Hobert Chord kept saying he had nothing but kept turning over straights this was getting everyone quiet upset especially Patty Hattrick and Corey Flingham who got into some sought of stoush apparently it was Patty's turn to fold the toilet paper form me in the bathroom and Corey slid past him (Beaver style) and layered it out for me.
Day was going well until Sloppy Gay decided to part way with some unidentified gases that had the crowd ducking for cover, shamelessly he was chuckling like a little school kid who had is finger pulled.
Skeet, Kenny, Sloppy & I where the last to leave in what was a succesful day, Sloppy asked if i had a spare cardboard box and a blanket.........what for i have no idea and Well Skeet had collect so much winnings today he said we should be able to get Number 1 to the Bloods next year and Kenny gave me a piggy back ride home woweeeeeeeeeee that was fun.

Anyway till next time, keep playing the 'V' love Haig

-- Edited by Haig Pokemen on Sunday 27th of December 2009 12:41:21 AM

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magea nama eaver .. mama ponya . magea piya chute .

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Haig Pokemen wrote:

Woweeeeeeee what a long day as i have just got home and rested my swollen ankles up onto my poofta and made a cup of Horlicks.
Started real early when C***y Vette (no relation to Vicki vette the Porn star) http://www.youporn.com/watch/1792/vicky-vette-pov/
Got to the club and opened up for myself and Skeet Hawler the punter who was taking bets throughout the day, geee weeee where there some celebrities there or what.
Sloppy Gay was there in a Tom Hanks (cast away) like beard he thought it was a dress up with the theme been homeless bum (he nailed it lol), Corey FLingham looked like he was fresh from Revolver or a Indian Bollywood movie, Hobert Chord was there in a impressive tight fitting blue ensemble that would have no doubt cleaned up at a Bingo night & My favorite Kenny Ruaman got there a little late as he had to pick my Cat up from her weekly wash.
We had a best dressed competition which i secretly awarded the prize to me, i had this slick fitting button up black shirt that made me look as Beaver would say very 'devanere' Sloppy said if we went out all the girls would wanna touch my junk just to get to my trunk trunk he even sang it to me like Keisha sings Tik Tok lol.
Lots of Beer was been consumed under my careful eye as the boys hit the Poker tables for some twoing and frowing.
Hobert Chord kept saying he had nothing but kept turning over straights this was getting everyone quiet upset especially Patty Hattrick and Corey Flingham who got into some sought of stoush apparently it was Patty's turn to fold the toilet paper form me in the bathroom and Corey slid past him (Beaver style) and layered it out for me.
Day was going well until Sloppy Gay decided to part way with some unidentified gases that had the crowd ducking for cover, shamelessly he was chuckling like a little school kid who had is finger pulled.
Skeet, Kenny, Sloppy & I where the last to leave in what was a succesful day, Sloppy asked if i had a spare cardboard box and a blanket.........what for i have no idea and Well Skeet had collect so much winnings today he said we should be able to get Number 1 to the Bloods next year and Kenny gave me a piggy back ride home woweeeeeeeeeee that was fun.

Anyway till next time, keep playing the 'V' love Haig

-- Edited by Haig Pokemen on Sunday 27th of December 2009 12:41:21 AM


Borderline evil those gases.................smelt like a rotting corpse.

 



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Haaaaaaaaa loved it.......how did the day go lads, sorry i couldn't make it smile.gif

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