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101.1 Buy yourself a cute dog and take it to the shops with you.

101.2 When picking up your coffee from the counter make sure to brush the ladys arm who is next inline when reaching across her

101.3 When on the drink with your mates and there missus, always impress your mates missus with some dance moves. (you never know)

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beav are you drunk?

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slocs wrote:

beav are you drunk?


No why would i be?

 



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Hey idiot you weren't sliding to well when I hid your crutches on boxing day, bloody crippled!

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Hey idiot you weren't sliding to well when I hid your crutches on boxing day, bloody crippled!


Haaaaaa Slocs



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101.4 always buy your mates mrs a drink when your mate has fallen asleep drunk

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stupid brent

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stupid brent


Come on Craig where has your sense of humor gone?

 



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i was eluding to your accusation of me being that stupid little new alias of yours.

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slocs wrote:

i was eluding to your accusation of me being that stupid little new alias of yours.


Oh.........not me mate, genuine.

 



-- Edited by BErnst on Wednesday 30th of December 2009 11:00:25 PM

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so why would you think it's me?

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Why not....perhaps for the same reason you think it is me.

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bored last night barry?

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101.5 Always make sure you health insurance is upto date for when your mate bashes the living suitcase out of you

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101.6 If you see 1-2 Ladys reading the paper at a table across from you at a cafe, ask politely if you can look at the Food Guide making special mention of letting them know your after brilliant dishes all the time to add your own touch to. If they get interested by your passion for food, offer to go back to there place to whip up something special for them ARISTOS style and if your lucky you may get more then a ARISTOS. biggrin

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absolutely ridiculous

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Thats the point of the slider........no pick up lines........just actions.........he finds draft in any gap and slides into it.

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What if you lock onto a potential target, but the prey puts one of them snake things at the bottom of the door to keep a draft out. What happens next?

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Rocky Burdett wrote:

What if you lock onto a potential target, but the prey puts one of them snake things at the bottom of the door to keep a draft out. What happens next?


Rocky i am a Slider.....not a stalker, lets get that right ha ha

 



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