Have you ever banged up your anckle on the danse floor at the edgie while trying to pick up a 20 year old hot babe with a grate rack and an arse like a 6 year old boy.
Have you ever slapped your brother on his bare ass while he was chucking a brown eye only to find he recently laid a cable and decided not to wipe, and then wipe the poo from your hand on your other brothers pillow?
Have you ever been rubbing one one out on your bed with eyes closed and walkman up loud and opend your eyes at the end of your tug to find a fresh pile of ironed clothes on the end your bed that were'nt there before hand.