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Larst friday was my berthday and i wanted to rock out with my c0ck out.lol. on friday nite i had a date with this chick whos bean checking me out and digging me ever since she herd i gave my ex missers the old heeve ho. i took her to a fancy france restraunt for dinner and made her feel like a princess. we both had snails and i spoke with this sexy france accent for the nite that i had bean working on all weak. every time i said wee i could tell she was melting and getting wet nickers.
when i droped her off i was expecting a big tonguey and invite inside so she coold ride my morti member but the stupid bitch just gave me a pashionless berthday kiss like my mum gives me for my berthday, xmas and every time i make a tonne. she has done her dash now and will never have eaver smash her beaver.lol
at hallam on saterday we had to get changers for cricket under a bloody tree. how in the hell does a terf 1 club get away with not having a room for the other teem to get changed. i will be righting a letter to the leege to complane dont you worry about that. when i was bending over our pommy import randy sailor sqwerted a heep of sun screan down my arse crack and thort it was hilairious. i got him back though by sticking 4 fingers up my bum and rubing it under his nose. the silly dill nearly spewed up and spent 20 minuts washing it at a sink.
i top scored and was the stand out for mortiallox. i heard that hallam bloke nick diks tell that chappy dude who chucks it when he balls that hallam should chase me four next seeson and he wants me to coach them. money talks boys show me the money.
on saterday nite all the morti boys went to the kingston club for berthday drinks. i was wearing these crazy pin striped pants and a grey shert with the top buttons undone flashing my afro of chest hair. i looked like mario condelo from under belly. i must of looked hot because i herd some chick tell rick connelland that i was sex on a stick and she wanted to fruck me. she was an ugly biatch though and i dont fruck ugly biatches. i have a reputashion to up hold as a hotty banging sex cat. lol.
man the nite messy when me and the boys lined up the teckilla shots and snorted the salt and sqeezed the lime which went in my eye and if frucking stung. i was smashed like won of my cut shots and had a spew and was a rite off. i have no idea how i got hom, i think shambo and rozza mite have taken care of me. they are such a cute couple.lol.
bloody hung over on sunday.

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happy new year eaver. genius.

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Larst friday was my berthday and i wanted to rock out with my c0ck out.lol. on friday nite i had a date with this chick whos bean checking me out and digging me ever since she herd i gave my ex missers the old heeve ho. i took her to a fancy france restraunt for dinner and made her feel like a princess. we both had snails and i spoke with this sexy france accent for the nite that i had bean working on all weak. every time i said wee i could tell she was melting and getting wet nickers.
when i droped her off i was expecting a big tonguey and invite inside so she coold ride my morti member but the stupid bitch just gave me a pashionless berthday kiss like my mum gives me for my berthday, xmas and every time i make a tonne. she has done her dash now and will never have eaver smash her beaver.lol
at hallam on saterday we had to get changers for cricket under a bloody tree. how in the hell does a terf 1 club get away with not having a room for the other teem to get changed. i will be righting a letter to the leege to complane dont you worry about that. when i was bending over our pommy import randy sailor sqwerted a heep of sun screan down my arse crack and thort it was hilairious. i got him back though by sticking 4 fingers up my bum and rubing it under his nose. the silly dill nearly spewed up and spent 20 minuts washing it at a sink.
i top scored and was the stand out for mortiallox. i heard that hallam bloke nick diks tell that chappy dude who chucks it when he balls that hallam should chase me four next seeson and he wants me to coach them. money talks boys show me the money.
on saterday nite all the morti boys went to the kingston club for berthday drinks. i was wearing these crazy pin striped pants and a grey shert with the top buttons undone flashing my afro of chest hair. i looked like mario condelo from under belly. i must of looked hot because i herd some chick tell rick connelland that i was sex on a stick and she wanted to fruck me. she was an ugly biatch though and i dont fruck ugly biatches. i have a reputashion to up hold as a hotty banging sex cat. lol.
man the nite messy when me and the boys lined up the teckilla shots and snorted the salt and sqeezed the lime which went in my eye and if frucking stung. i was smashed like won of my cut shots and had a spew and was a rite off. i have no idea how i got hom, i think shambo and rozza mite have taken care of me. they are such a cute couple.lol.
bloody hung over on sunday.


haha one of the better ones for a while

 



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happy new year jokes. you should come out with me won nite and i will let you have the off cuts i dont want.

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Gold Eaver.......who ever you are lol

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Eaver wrote:

happy new year jokes. you should come out with me won nite and i will let you have the off cuts i dont want.


i'd love to see the show one night eaver, love to.

 



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I don't care if it's too hot to sleep tonight. It will be worth been awake just to read this over and over again.

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Beav, did you really take some bird out to a French restaurant?

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what do u think Matty.........do i need to answer that

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I seriously don't know Beav? Very smooth if you did........

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Yes i did........The Brasserie at Crown

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did you eat snails?

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slocs wrote:

did you eat snails?


I would love to say yes.......but no we did not, duck and Pork

 



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French accent?

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BErnst wrote:

slocs wrote:

did you eat snails?


I would love to say yes.......but no we did not, duck and Pork

 


So you did get a pork Brett but not the one you were looking for.

 



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prince mark wrote:

French accent?


hell no.....i can't even talk proper English

 



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Tangles wrote:

 

BErnst wrote:

 

slocs wrote:

did you eat snails?


I would love to say yes.......but no we did not, duck and Pork

 


So you did get a pork Brett but not the one you were looking for.

 

 


ha ha yeah i guess so

 



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Once i took a girl out to a French restaurant and didn't get snails more likely worms as i laid a Barry Cable in my dacks at the table which was not good, as she wanted to get to my trouser snake later but i had to restrain her and said lets go slow which she digged and now i stay away from those bloody frog restaurants.

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Beav, you have more alias's than Slocs and Train now.

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More alias's than roman marone

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