The Mighty Buckley are 1 game away from the VB grand final at the 'G' after we pasted those fark bags from Sth Camberwell in their putrid red and white shirts. And speaking of VB's me and the girls smashed about 15 each tonight and were in fine form with our abuse and rug licking at the change of innings. I licked Zoe that hard her hairy smoo was bald by time I was done with it. Waaaaaahhhhhh Zoe's smoo!
My highlight of the night was Sheeds match winning 20 at number 10 and Jorgos hideous Cranbourne Comets jacket.
Pranksie was delighted with the win and celebrated by placing a rubber spider in Waaaaaaaahhhh Batch's bag, he crapped his pants like the homo Sth Camberwell batsmen when Wheels was sending down thunder bolts. I told one of them he needs to clean the 5hit up he left at the crease before he leaves.....farkbag!
Waaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh Buckley, come on boys make some noise!
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waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah Buckley, come on boys make some noise!
The dyke is improving, it was a hideous jacket. Not a very good team but a good bunch of blokes. Ruomr is that we may have Keilor in the next round at Junction Oval, I will advise of the scheduled date when I know..
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Turf 1 hat-tricks are just too easy, what do you mean you haven't got one..
Parl Oval Dyke. I am playing at Buckley tomorrow and I am seeking some advice on the art of smoo licking. If it's not too much trouble, I am hoping to visit you, Zoe and the rest of the girls during the tea break and ultimately check out your technique, but if that is not appropriate some sound words of wisdom as to how I can truely satisfy the female gender would be greatly appreciated.
I am aware favours of such proportions don't come for free, so I am prepared to bring over a 6 pack of Bundy and Cola or VB cans, which ever you prefer. If you were to venture into a visual demonstration, I am also prepared to pour a can over your smoo of choice to avoid flash burn or sparks that could potentially start a grass fire.
Get farked Rocky you fark bag! Zoe and I don't lick smoo to entertain 5hit heads from Springy Sth, we lick smoo because it's just what we like to do. We also like abusing the fark out of every visiting team that comes to Park Oval, that means you and your kunt mates will be on the end of it tommorrow. As for those Bundy and VB cans. Bring them to me and the girls under the tree at c0ck head corner or I will just come over and punch your head in and take them off your hands anyway sunshine.
Waaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh Buckley, come on boys make some noise!
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waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah Buckley, come on boys make some noise!