Eaver wrote:

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What a massive day i had supporting the boys in the repersentive game at bendalla. i was bog, mvp and bbt (best bus travler)lol
i got too the leege rooms at about 6 30 on sunday morning raring to go and hit the dregs with elpresdente. the ferst thing i seen was jokombe in a poofy pink shert that looked like he washed his white shert with a red singlet. as all the boys arrived i was giggling to myselve at the lack of talent our leege has and found it funny that i wasn't selected ahead all these talentless muppets. i had to larf when i seen the leege president rick hawkins beacause he looked that george from the tv show george and mildred. he has a doozy of a comb over lol.
on the bus me and elpresdente got stuck into the cans while all the other eaver wanna bees were reeding the paper and visualising being me for the day. i started chanting are we there yet to the bus driver as soon as we hit the hume hiway. everytime we went parst a car with a hot chick i yelled out show us your tits and made a horny face to her.i dranked about 10 beers on the way to bendalla which to me is nothing because i'm a massive drinker. i think all the boys were impressed with my drinking so far because they kept saying your unbeleevable eaver and your won of a kind eaver.
when we got there to bendalla i went to the canteen to get me and elpresdente a beer and the country hicks told me they werent selling beer. i told the idiots to get fecked and went to the bottle shop.
i was reely impressed with franks bowling, he was reely fast and had the bumkins in all sorts.
at the change of innings I went into the pissy tiny change rooms to see the boys ( i was still giggling at the lack of talent) but four some reeson captain grumpy pink shert told me to feck of out of the rooms or he'll stick his bat up my ginger. i wood love to see him try it. for some reeson paul franks locked me in the toilets, i think it was because he wanted to see me be the genius i am and break out. he's a funny man franksy.
i remember a hot chick walked parst me and i wistled and said hey suger tits do wanna ride a city slicker with a big morti member. she told me to get lost because i herd country chicks root there brothers but they wear a bag on there heads so there brother can pretend its sumone else.
arfter the ddca won the game with a bunch of hacks we got back on the bus to go home. i was the life of the bus trip. we stoped of at a club in seemore and they wernt gonna let me in because they said i was two drunk. i told them i am bert ernest and if they didnt let me in i wood have them sacked and they wood spend the next 5 weaks picking up papers around seemore.
back on the bus and that spanner bloke from duvton told me he wood give me money if i went in the nude on the bus. i seen about 20 sets of eyes pop out when they seen how big my morti memeber is. pranksie arsked me if he put a kookaburra stiker on it and use it as a bat next week. i told him he could because i have knocked it in a lot over the larst few weeks lol.  i had only just droped my pants and when i seen moose was asleep with his mouth open so i dunked my nuts in to his mouth and everywon went bezerk. that fecking spanner refused to pay me so i got up and told him i will pound him, when he got nose to nose with me i could see fear in his eyes so i sat back down and skulled my 30th can.
all these nerds were no fun so to liven the trip up i kept yelling to franksie waaaaaaaaaah buckley come on makes some noise. thats what the buckley peeple say but franksy was a party pooper and told me he will come back next year and rip my throat out. good luck franksie.
jokeombe was also a stick in the dirt so i started teesing him about looking like a salmon in his pink shert. he kept on biting to my teesing like a fish so calling him salmon was a stroke of genisis.
the rest of the nite is a blur and i have no idea why i woke up with condom on and a porno on my tv.
i'm hearing rumours that the mortillalox cc arent happy with my behaviour and rance paper mite summonds me to the office twomorrow nite. good luck rance because peeple like me dont grow on trees and i am unreplasable.
i bet those sticklers from the leege wernt happy with me eether. if they had of used there brains and picked me to play this woodn't of happened so it's there own fault.

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Eaver wrote:

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What a massive day i had supporting the boys in the repersentive game at bendalla. i was bog, mvp and bbt (best bus travler)lol
i got too the leege rooms at about 6 30 on sunday morning raring to go and hit the dregs with elpresdente. the ferst thing i seen was jokombe in a poofy pink shert that looked like he washed his white shert with a red singlet. as all the boys arrived i was giggling to myselve at the lack of talent our leege has and found it funny that i wasn't selected ahead all these talentless muppets. i had to larf when i seen the leege president rick hawkins beacause he looked that george from the tv show george and mildred. he has a doozy of a comb over lol.
on the bus me and elpresdente got stuck into the cans while all the other eaver wanna bees were reeding the paper and visualising being me for the day. i started chanting are we there yet to the bus driver as soon as we hit the hume hiway. everytime we went parst a car with a hot chick i yelled out show us your tits and made a horny face to her.i dranked about 10 beers on the way to bendalla which to me is nothing because i'm a massive drinker. i think all the boys were impressed with my drinking so far because they kept saying your unbeleevable eaver and your won of a kind eaver.
when we got there to bendalla i went to the canteen to get me and elpresdente a beer and the country hicks told me they werent selling beer. i told the idiots to get fecked and went to the bottle shop.
i was reely impressed with franks bowling, he was reely fast and had the bumkins in all sorts.
at the change of innings I went into the pissy tiny change rooms to see the boys ( i was still giggling at the lack of talent) but four some reeson captain grumpy pink shert told me to feck of out of the rooms or he'll stick his bat up my ginger. i wood love to see him try it. for some reeson paul franks locked me in the toilets, i think it was because he wanted to see me be the genius i am and break out. he's a funny man franksy.
i remember a hot chick walked parst me and i wistled and said hey suger tits do wanna ride a city slicker with a big morti member. she told me to get lost because i herd country chicks root there brothers but they wear a bag on there heads so there brother can pretend its sumone else.
arfter the ddca won the game with a bunch of hacks we got back on the bus to go home. i was the life of the bus trip. we stoped of at a club in seemore and they wernt gonna let me in because they said i was two drunk. i told them i am bert ernest and if they didnt let me in i wood have them sacked and they wood spend the next 5 weaks picking up papers around seemore.
back on the bus and that spanner bloke from duvton told me he wood give me money if i went in the nude on the bus. i seen about 20 sets of eyes pop out when they seen how big my morti memeber is. pranksie arsked me if he put a kookaburra stiker on it and use it as a bat next week. i told him he could because i have knocked it in a lot over the larst few weeks lol.  i had only just droped my pants and when i seen moose was asleep with his mouth open so i dunked my nuts in to his mouth and everywon went bezerk. that fecking spanner refused to pay me so i got up and told him i will pound him, when he got nose to nose with me i could see fear in his eyes so i sat back down and skulled my 30th can.
all these nerds were no fun so to liven the trip up i kept yelling to franksie waaaaaaaaaah buckley come on makes some noise. thats what the buckley peeple say but franksy was a party pooper and told me he will come back next year and rip my throat out. good luck franksie.
jokeombe was also a stick in the dirt so i started teesing him about looking like a salmon in his pink shert. he kept on biting to my teesing like a fish so calling him salmon was a stroke of genisis.
the rest of the nite is a blur and i have no idea why i woke up with condom on and a porno on my tv.
i'm hearing rumours that the mortillalox cc arent happy with my behaviour and rance paper mite summonds me to the office twomorrow nite. good luck rance because peeple like me dont grow on trees and i am unreplasable.
i bet those sticklers from the leege wernt happy with me eether. if they had of used there brains and picked me to play this woodn't of happened so it's there own fault.

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Eaver wrote:

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What a massive day i had supporting the boys in the repersentive game at bendalla. i was bog, mvp and bbt (best bus travler)lol
i got too the leege rooms at about 6 30 on sunday morning raring to go and hit the dregs with elpresdente. the ferst thing i seen was jokombe in a poofy pink shert that looked like he washed his white shert with a red singlet. as all the boys arrived i was giggling to myselve at the lack of talent our leege has and found it funny that i wasn't selected ahead all these talentless muppets. i had to larf when i seen the leege president rick hawkins beacause he looked that george from the tv show george and mildred. he has a doozy of a comb over lol.
on the bus me and elpresdente got stuck into the cans while all the other eaver wanna bees were reeding the paper and visualising being me for the day. i started chanting are we there yet to the bus driver as soon as we hit the hume hiway. everytime we went parst a car with a hot chick i yelled out show us your tits and made a horny face to her.i dranked about 10 beers on the way to bendalla which to me is nothing because i'm a massive drinker. i think all the boys were impressed with my drinking so far because they kept saying your unbeleevable eaver and your won of a kind eaver.
when we got there to bendalla i went to the canteen to get me and elpresdente a beer and the country hicks told me they werent selling beer. i told the idiots to get fecked and went to the bottle shop.
i was reely impressed with franks bowling, he was reely fast and had the bumkins in all sorts.
at the change of innings I went into the pissy tiny change rooms to see the boys ( i was still giggling at the lack of talent) but four some reeson captain grumpy pink shert told me to feck of out of the rooms or he'll stick his bat up my ginger. i wood love to see him try it. for some reeson paul franks locked me in the toilets, i think it was because he wanted to see me be the genius i am and break out. he's a funny man franksy.
i remember a hot chick walked parst me and i wistled and said hey suger tits do wanna ride a city slicker with a big morti member. she told me to get lost because i herd country chicks root there brothers but they wear a bag on there heads so there brother can pretend its sumone else.
arfter the ddca won the game with a bunch of hacks we got back on the bus to go home. i was the life of the bus trip. we stoped of at a club in seemore and they wernt gonna let me in because they said i was two drunk. i told them i am bert ernest and if they didnt let me in i wood have them sacked and they wood spend the next 5 weaks picking up papers around seemore.
back on the bus and that spanner bloke from duvton told me he wood give me money if i went in the nude on the bus. i seen about 20 sets of eyes pop out when they seen how big my morti memeber is. pranksie arsked me if he put a kookaburra stiker on it and use it as a bat next week. i told him he could because i have knocked it in a lot over the larst few weeks lol.  i had only just droped my pants and when i seen moose was asleep with his mouth open so i dunked my nuts in to his mouth and everywon went bezerk. that fecking spanner refused to pay me so i got up and told him i will pound him, when he got nose to nose with me i could see fear in his eyes so i sat back down and skulled my 30th can.
all these nerds were no fun so to liven the trip up i kept yelling to franksie waaaaaaaaaah buckley come on makes some noise. thats what the buckley peeple say but franksy was a party pooper and told me he will come back next year and rip my throat out. good luck franksie.
jokeombe was also a stick in the dirt so i started teesing him about looking like a salmon in his pink shert. he kept on biting to my teesing like a fish so calling him salmon was a stroke of genisis.
the rest of the nite is a blur and i have no idea why i woke up with condom on and a porno on my tv.
i'm hearing rumours that the mortillalox cc arent happy with my behaviour and rance paper mite summonds me to the office twomorrow nite. good luck rance because peeple like me dont grow on trees and i am unreplasable.
i bet those sticklers from the leege wernt happy with me eether. if they had of used there brains and picked me to play this woodn't of happened so it's there own fault.

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