Waaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh the MCG

Park Oval Dyke · Status: Offline

Waaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh the MCG

Goochy · Status: Offline

I hoenstly tried to read this babble, but I had to gve up half way down the 2nd paragraph.

Park Oval Dyke · Status: Offline

Get to the "G" and make some noise Goochy. A few of your native smelly ones will be playing and that Goblin Waaaaaaahhhhhh West will be in the stands chatting up fat and ugly woman.

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh Buckley, come on boys make some noise!

Goochy · Status: Offline

Date and time?

Left hand opener · Status: Offline

It's on Sunday the 21st of Feb Gooch, time to be advised. The MCG website has the time from 12 - 5 but that hasn't been conveyed to us at this time..

Rated the reference to the goblin Westy, harsh but fair..

Goochy · Status: Offline

Cheers Ruddy. Yep, I'll be there Westy.

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Park Oval Dyke wrote:

As you all would know by now the Mighty Buckley Ridges CC are heading to the "G" to kick the fark out of the pussys from Wendouree and abuse the fark out of their fark bag supporters. It's gonna be great hearing our foul language and threats echo around the empty stands of the "G". Imagine the repeating sound when I yell out "go back to Ballarat and fark your sisters you country dogs" or "we have bigger dildos in the city you hairy arsed bush pigs". It will sound awesome!

All our toothless and overweight supporters will be their to make some noise except for one fark bag we aint letting in......Fisha (Norm). Hes' been giving everyone the sh1ts lately and his last episode was the final nail in his coffin. You see, Zoe and Me treated the lads to a high class lezzo act for their effort after the boys knocked over those cheating farkbags from Berwick after they covered their wicket all week. Little did this little fat fark bag Fisha know but one of our old lezzo friends Fitzy was actually taping it with her video recorder to use for training up our next wave of Buckley rug cleaners. While we were all watching the footage and the boys were having a laugh at things like the lump in Pranksies pants and Goodzo droolong like he was about shoot a load any second, we saw behind everyone in the corner of the room a fat little prick having a sneaky pull.......guess who, FISHA. The filthy little fark bag has done his dash with everyone, we don't even use him as our free cab ride anymore.

Lets all get to the"G" and support the boys and punch the fark out of anyone who's not on the Buckley train.

Waaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh Buckley, come on boys make some noise!

-- Edited by Park Oval Dyke on Wednesday 10th of February 2010 11:07:32 AM

Classic Dyke!

Gypsy · Status: Offline

Is the Dyke that Rattle bloke?

donthassellthehoff · Status: Offline

he's a fool gypsy. thinks he's a he-man to. probably weak as piss like most of that type.

Left hand opener · Status: Offline

MATCH DETAILS Wendouree CC v Buckley Ridges CC DATE: Sunday 21 February, 2010 VENUE: Melbourne Cricket Ground
SESSION TIMES:

2:15pm 3:45pm Session One
3:45pm 4pm Innings break
4:00pm 5:30pm Session Two

MATCH UMPIRES: TBC

MATCH REFEREE: Shaun Richardson

CV EVENT MANAGER: Shaun Richardson

MC: Jason Bakker

PRESENTATIONS: Presentations will take place at the conclusion of the match. The following presentations will be made:

Player of the Final (as decided by the officiating umpires)

Winners Medals (x15)

Kookaburra Statewide Twenty20 Cup

Winners cheque

For the presentations, both teams are asked to be in their playing uniforms (no shorts or training shirts).

MELBOURNE CRICKET GROUND The Melbourne Cricket Ground is the leading cricket venue in the state and has been made available for the Kookaburra Statewide Twenty20 Cup Final courtesy of the Melbourne Cricket Club. Players, officials and spectators should treat the opportunity to play on the MCG as a privilege.

The Melbourne Cricket Club and Cricket Victoria ask that the two competing clubs adhere to the following simple regulations outlined further.

FAILURE TO ADHERE TO THESE REGULATIONS WILL RESULT IN THE MCG NOT BEING AVAILABLE TO HOST FUTURE KOOKABURRA STATEWIDE TWENTY20 CUP FINALS.

ALL SPECTATORS MUST ENTER THE MCG VIA GATE 2 (MCC MEMBERS)

CHANGEROOMS Each team will be provided with 20 wrist bands to identify players and team officials to security. People not wearing the wrist band will not be allowed access into the change rooms or onto the arena.

Change rooms need to be vacated by 7pm.

CATERING Drinks and afternoon tea will be provided for players and officials in changerooms.

BALLS AND STUMPS Match balls and stumps will be supplied by Cricket Victoria.

PLAYING EQUIPMENT Players / clubs are to provide their own playing equipment and club uniform.

SIGHTSCREENS The sightscreens at both ends will be fixed in a right arm over the wicket position.

SCORERS Each team will need to supply one scorer.

The Scorers will be located with the scoreboard operators to assist with player identification. A Cricket Victoria representative will take scorers to the control room prior to the match.

CAPTAINS AND UMPIRES The captains of the respective teams and umpires will meet the match referee for the coin toss at 1:45pm. This will take place on the pitch. A rules briefing will also take place.

PLAYING CONDITIONS Playing conditions used for preliminary matches of the Kookaburra Statewide Twenty20 Cup apply to the Final with the exemption of rules 7.1 and 7.2. eg.

Each over is bowled from alternate ends.

MATCH REFEREE Shaun Richardson will be the Match Referee on the day.

SPECTATORS INFORMATION

An important aspect of the Kookaburra Statewide Twenty20 Cup Final is for team mates, family and friends to watch the players in action at the Melbourne Cricket Ground. However, spectators need to treat the Kookaburra Statewide Twenty20 Final as they would any international or interstate cricket match at the MCG. Unlike regular club cricket matches, spectators are not able to enter the field of play or the players changerooms before or after play or during the innings break.

ENTRY Entry to the Kookaburra Statewide Twenty20 Cup Final is free for all spectators.

Spectators can only enter the MCG via Gate 2 (MCC Members entry) from 9.30am. Normal conditions of entry which apply for all cricket matches at the MCG apply for the Kookaburra Statewide Twenty20 Cup Final.

Spectators will be required to provide bags for inspection upon entering the ground. (See Appendix A for a full list of prohibited items).
UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCE IS ALCOHOL TO BE BROUGHT INTO THE MCG.

SECURITY WILL CONFISCATE ANY ALCOHOL THAT IS ATTEMPTED TO BE BROUGHT INTO THE MCG.

SEATING Spectators will be able to sit on Level 1 of the MCC Members stand. Any spectator who is sitting in the other stands of the MCG will be asked by security to move to Level 1 of the MCC Members stand.

SPECTATORS ARE NOT PERMITTED ONTO THE ARENA OR INTO THE CHANGE ROOMS AT ANY STAGE OF THE MATCH. UNAUTHORISED PERSONS ACCESSING THE AREA MAY BE SUBJECT TO FINES IMPOSED BY THE MCG.

FOOD OUTLETS The Hugh Trumble Café will be open on Level 1 of the MCC Members stand. Food and drinks can be purchased in there. Alcoholic beverages are not to be taken from the Hugh Trumble Café. The Kookaburra Statewide Twenty20 Cup Final is a dry seating area event.

TOILETS Toilets are located on Level B1 of the MCC Members stand as well as in the Hugh Trumble café.

ST JOHNS St Johns Ambulance staff will be available on the day for any players or patrons requiring care.

RUN SHEET

12:30pm Changerooms open for players and officials
Enter at Entrance A off Brunton Avenue.

1:00pm Warm ups on arena can commence

1:45pm

Coin Toss
Captains, umpires and match referee at pitch. MC to announce winner and have a quick chat with both captains.

2:15pm First innings

MC to introduce:
Umpires
Opening batters
Fielding team

3:45pm Innings break
MC to interview both captains

4:00pm Second innings

MC to introduce:
Opening batters
Fielding team

5:30pm Match concludes

Both teams stay on the arena for presentations. Teams to be wearing their playing uniforms (eg. No shorts).

5:35pm
Presentations

MC to host presentations on arena
Kookaburra representative to speak
Cricket Victoria representative to speak
Losing captain speech
Player of the Final announced
Winning captain interview
Winners medals presented
Kookaburra Statewide Twenty20 Cup and cheque presented to winning captain.

5:55pm
Winning team photo
Winning team to remain on ground for photo with cup, taken by Garry Sparke

7:00pm
Changerooms need to be vacated

Tangles · Status: Offline

Were is the part about kicking the footy on the ground, surely that is a must.

Look out for the match referee he is a dodgy customer

Left hand opener · Status: Offline

Already packed Kelso..

the persuader · Status: Offline

LHO, make sure u get a couple of kicks in quickly

Left hand opener · Status: Offline

On anyone in particular Jason?

the persuader · Status: Offline

Left hand opener wrote:

On anyone in particular Jason?

security for starters

Park Oval Dyke · Status: Offline

Being ex Australian cricketers, me and the girls don't need any wrist band sto gain entry to the changerooms, we can just stroll in. I can't wait to show all the boys the corner of the room where me and Zoe had our 1st real dildo session. I remember it like it was yesterday, we had just beat the Kiwis on a stinking hot day and all the girls were hot and bothered. The girls broke out into our song "Under The Southern Cross We Lick" and I went to the properties bag and pulled out my big 12 inch double ended dildo and dragged Zoe into the corner. We left a massive lady cum stain on the wall which Les the MCG cleaner promised to never clean off. Some teams touch the Aussie flag on the way out on the ground but the Buckley boys are gonna rub their noses on the wall for good luck.
If I catch any of the boys jacking off near the stain I will kick the farkbags in the nuts......that means you Goodzo.

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Buckley!

Come on boys make some noise.

Rocky Burdett · Status: Offline

Park Oval Dyke wrote:

Being ex Australian cricketers, me and the girls don't need any wrist band sto gain entry to the changerooms, we can just stroll in. I can't wait to show all the boys the corner of the room where me and Zoe had our 1st real dildo session. I remember it like it was yesterday, we had just beat the Kiwis on a stinking hot day and all the girls were hot and bothered. The girls broke out into our song "Under The Southern Cross We Lick" and I went to the properties bag and pulled out my big 12 inch double ended dildo and dragged Zoe into the corner. We left a massive lady cum stain on the wall which Les the MCG cleaner promised to never clean off. Some teams touch the Aussie flag on the way out on the ground but the Buckley boys are gonna rub their noses on the wall for good luck.
If I catch any of the boys jacking off near the stain I will kick the farkbags in the nuts......that means you Goodzo.

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Buckley!

Come on boys make some noise.

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Jake the Mus · Status: Offline

Neil Evans has being appointed as the DDCA umpire for the game

Left hand opener · Status: Offline

We have had him for about 5 of the lead up games so it is only fair..

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Jake the Mus wrote:
Neil Evans has being appointed as the DDCA umpire for the game

Unfortunately, Cricket Victoria have stepped in and appointed VCA umpires for the match, which is extremely disappointing not only for Neil but for the DDCA.

The VMCU might be asked to seek clarification from Cricket Victoria as to why local umpires where not being used.

Hopefully Buckley Ridges enjoy the day and win the match.