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BErnst


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A Cucumber a Pickle & a Penis were talking about there awful lives. The Cucumber said "my life sucks when i get big fat and juicy they cut me up and put me into a salad" the Pickle said "when i get Fat and Juicy they cover me in Vinegar and put me into a Jar" the Penis replied "you think thats bad, when i get big fat & juicy they put a plastic bag over my head stick me in a dark damp room & bang my head against the wall til i throw up"

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This is a family forum oddball....sheeesh...

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Terrible jokes Beav!

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prince mark wrote:

Terrible jokes Beav!


Well offer something of your variety then?

 



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I don't know any good jokes so I don't bother wasting everyones time with the bad ones I know.................

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BErnst, believe it or not woman and children brouse this board and may be offended at these attempts of humour. The SSCC does NOT need or want an outsider offending people on our clubs forum with vulgarity.

Cheers,
Big Brother

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Why do tigers eat raw meat?
beause they can't cook

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Good work BB. This blokes out of control, I'm glad you deleted that sick joke before my daughter read it.

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Your daughter with the tattoo of a fish on her stomach

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Big brother wrote:

BErnst, believe it or not woman and children brouse this board and may be offended at these attempts of humour. The SSCC does NOT need or want an outsider offending people on our clubs forum with vulgarity.

Cheers,
Big Brother


What is a joke is that BB only choses to cast his net over the minority, i suggest if you wanna play games and delete what is right and wrong on this board maybe you start by cleaning up the other 99% of crap that is wrong on here and not the 1% for everyones amusement.
May i suggest Murph you start at the thread tittled 'Prince porn network' plenty of material that requires attention to be removed there and also everytime a 'F' word or 'c' word gets dropped lets remove that aswell.

No room for selective editing now BB

 



-- Edited by BErnst on Thursday 11th of February 2010 02:49:46 PM

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Don't you get it you clown? You have been told so many times to stay off here and now you are being told to tone it down! Please Brett do us all a favour and wind it up. You got 2 more games as coach of us so i suppose we will manage either way.

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Azza wrote:

Don't you get it you clown? You have been told so many times to stay off here and now you are being told to tone it down! Please Brett do us all a favour and wind it up. You got 2 more games as coach of us so i suppose we will manage either way.


Hey butt head, i know who you really are we all do at Mordi.........it was ironic that the week after you caught up with Azza this year a account under his name was started. So just pipe down sunshine because your digging a pretty deep hole for yourself.

 



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Who is it Oddball?

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Brett you are already in a hole my friend, just waiting for the committe to cover you up with dirt.

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Azza wrote:

Brett you are already in a hole my friend, just waiting for the committe to cover you up with dirt.


Thanks for that...........!

Enjoy your clubs one day match next week Peckerhead

 



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We will. You just enjoy your last 1 1/2 at Mordialloc. Thats if you are selected for the last game.

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Azza wrote:

We will. You just enjoy your last 1 1/2 at Mordialloc. Thats if you are selected for the last game.


Well enjoy your match at Sweeney this weekend, take care.

 



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Oddball, are you suggesting it's a Berwick player? Be careful....

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G Train wrote:

Oddball, are you suggesting it's a Berwick player? Be careful....


Are you suggesting i am suggesting it is a Berwick person.........because i am 100% sure i did not say that.

 



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Brett please mate just get off this forum. Don't you think you have caused enough damage to our reputation for one year. I wish you were as enthusiastic about coaching, batting and winning games for us as you are about making yourself the centre of attention on this forum.

Big Brother please accept our apology on Brett's behalf. We are a club with great history and pride and  his comments or actions unfortunately do not represent us as a whole.



-- Edited by The Tin Man on Thursday 11th of February 2010 03:43:59 PM

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