Frankside you are a genius! Your knowledge of the rules is second to none and your methods of exposing them are incredible. The way you orchestrated that outright made my clit tingle and moisten heavily. I'm am so glad that Zoe and I didn't head up to Sydney for Mardi Gras, your deception and win at all costs attitude took us to heaven and back.

It's not our fault that Buckley are miles ahead in forward and devious thinking to every other fark bag club, this very skill will see us smack Berwick and then those farkbags Hallam or Doveton in the granny. Then Zoe and I will dust off the beads, ping pong balls, witches hats and greman sheppards and give all the boys the show of a lifetime while they wear their premiership medals.

Stop your farking whinging you farkbags!

Waaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh Buckley! Come on boys make some noise!