As most would know a veteran glovesman of the league was given a lengthy holiday by the leagues judiciary after he threatened and chased a high ranking umpire around league head quaters Benny Hill style. My very good sources tell me that he was enticed to do so with a generous sum of cash offered from a rival umpire who too has had his share of conflict with the high ranking umpire in question.

Stumpy, can you shed any further light on this without calling me purile or any threats of physical harm or legal action?