The VCUU would like to apologise to all in sundry for one of our members making a fool of himself on national television tonight. That RASCAL got the exact same question wrong at our annual trivia night last year which led to punches being thrown when a fellow umpire made light of his insipience.
we all know you'r player agent highpants you maggot, i hope stumpy smashes your fat head in if you ever have the guts to face him and be a smart prick. you'r probably the weak dog behind johnny fairplay too you gutless maggot...maggot!
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The Hoff is looking for a change of club. Anyone interested please contact my misses as she runs my life and will bargain for the right price.