I notised that baron portello and stuart wires made the teem of the year. this may sound like i'm blowing wind up my own nose but i gave them some advize when i left mortiallox larst year. i told baron if he trimed his hare back from being a poodle to looking like pube hare he woood make more runs because he woodn't weigh as much and would get more quwick singles and a hat wood fit his head proply,lol. I aslo told him that his chanse of sliding in to a married lady would dubble if he used my pick up line are you from jamaca cos you jamacing me crazy, it werks every time, even in edgwerf.
wiresy always struggled with stage frite like a drunk man like rob ward at a urinal in a pub. i told him he shood imagine the bowler and feelders were naked and it mite help him relacks more. i told him if he sees three balls bouncing around when the bowler is runing in he shood hit the big red won lol. it seems my advize werkd cos he made the teem of the year.
Anyway my teem bently uniting is in the gran final and i'm looking fourward to the celebrashions. i have hired a room in the pub and i have invited 11 married woman and i am gunna run my bently bender over all of them arfter i have a counter meal to give me energy. i will make them where my premierchip medal why i shag them and say dirty things like do you like being humped by a premierchip player.

i wonder how that winnet shambo went at his new club getting 20 grand. i herd he had to gived it all to rozza cos he's puusy slapped.l ol

-- Edited by Eaver on Thursday 10th of March 2011 10:06:53 AM