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Park Oval Dyke


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It's all over the bar licking, the Buckley boys will make some noise and win our 5th grand final in 3 years.

G train's, or should I say Thomas The Tank Engine's fark bags rolled over like mangey dogs without  a whimper over the weekend, the only thing the fark bags did well was sell their own piss and hamburgers. Jorgo's turd burgers were a bigger hit though.

Now for Ginger Megs and his band of fark bags. As I'm sitting there drinking copious amounts of VB with one hand on Zoes smoo, me and my Buckley brothers will be hurling world class abuse like no other. I hope Wazza from Dandenong feels comfortable playing cricket in ear muffs because he is my number 1 target. The only Ayres performing over the weekend will be Zoe's pubic Ayres when I'm flossing Wenkes teeth after I smash an empty can on his head.

We're that confident of smashing you fark bags that we've sent Fletch home will full pay, Te Ahu will leave you brutal fark bags with more bruises than Zoe's flaps and arse cheeks after last week mardi gras.

Everyone get back to the Manor on Sunday night and piss in the gutter, 5hit in the creek and celebrate this win in true Buckley style. Jorgo's promised to do a nudie run over the bridge and to the car yards with Zoe and me. On the stroke of midnight Zoe and I are gonna do a lezzo act that will make men cream their pants, I've told Rattle and Emu that they have to go to the toilet if their gonna jack off this year. Joshy says he has dibs on the anal beads when we're done with them.

Waaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh Buckley, come on boys make some noise!





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Nice post funny girl. Just didn't get the Ginger megs bit?

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G Train


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Te Ahu couldn't bruise a banana. One of the slowest opening bowlers i've ever faced....

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G Train


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In saying that, he does move the ball around a bit. But fark me my grandmother could bowl quicker.

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You obviously havent faced yourself.

Pop gun at best

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G Train


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Bit of a difference Willie. I've never been quick or even claimed to be. This bloke struts around like Dennis Lillee and bowls like John Mann.

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G Train wrote:

Bit of a difference Willie. I've never been quick or even claimed to be. This bloke struts around like Dennis Lillee and bowls like John Mann.


i agree GIN train he is a over rated pi$$ ant.

 



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TeAhu


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good call g train lol

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id love to face myself lol

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any word as to who the brunette stunner was at the game on the weekend...

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ha! Is this really him or not?

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G Train


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TeAhu wrote:

any word as to who the brunette stunner was at the game on the weekend...


Did she have a 2 year old with her most of the time?

 



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dont go and hide now will ya GIN train

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I'm not hiding anywhere Ginny. I still don't get this alias Bobs....

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Camel Toe


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you's are both slower than Moe's brain the morning he checks into rehab so both of you shut up .

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G Train wrote:

TeAhu wrote:

any word as to who the brunette stunner was at the game on the weekend...


Did she have a 2 year old with her most of the time?

 


not sure was busy looking at her, brunette hair,big dark glasses,tights,dark top...smokin!!!

 



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Ah ok. Nup, not the one I was thinking of then. Spewin I missed it. I was having a good look around the crowd too, in between when you let the ball go and I decided to hit it over cover for a boundary. I had plenty of time...

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g train, i though the kiwi bowled at 140khp....maggot!

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That's what I had heard too hoff you maggot. If he does, my batting has dramatically improved in recent times because it felt like I was facing Derek Underwood.

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did he have a maggot strut g train you maggot....maggot!

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