hi thair guys, i thought i wood drop a few lines to tell you whats happening with my life in the uk. i'm living in wigan and i'm the club pro for wigam cc. i have revolushionized this leegue with my advansed insite into batting. i have introduced a shot where i hit the ball between my legs for six like novak jockavich doea when he chases a ball to the end of the cort and hits it back between his legs. they call the shot ernst drive. i am dominating the bowling attacks like i did to shambo in the nets at mortiallox while his girlfriend got moist watching me and picturing me in the nood.

can you remeber when i was last hear i was rooting my teem mates wife behind his back? i'm still rooting her but he knows about it now and i split thair marriage up. if he had a wigan wand like mine that made her come every time like mine then he mite of kept her. the best part is i played against him larst week and when he was bowling he was sleging me. i hit him for six with an ernst drive and told him to fech his own rubbish like i feched his wife. lol.  when i'm rooting maggy she always says keep going htunder from down under, it makes me go deeper and say things like who's your daddy and pull her hair. she says my wigan wand is her own personal fanny feeler. lol.

i'm werking at the pub 4 nites a week as a bar man and bouncer. the chicks love me cos i always kick out the little blokes that hassle them whem all they wont is a big strong rugged guy like me to give them the sex. i have had a few sneeky roots in the store room with patrons and i always leave the condom in the dart board cabinet, the boys think i'm a pig when they open the cabinet and find a full franger there. they yell out your a pig brett you fanny beater. lol. i'm famous for my ptrctical jokes around hear.

anyway good luck in the finals and i hope slocs still isn't wearing salmon shirts and foghorn goods hasn't got his chest out