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irongloves


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101 visitors to this site in past 24 hours but only one bothered to contribute. Where have all the Springy South supporters gone? Too lazy to support your own forum? There are a number of names for fair weather types like you! 



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OK, seeing the greatman Slocoach is taking his time in playing his part in the revival of his club's chat forum, I'm gonna rev him up with a song:

Down at a Springy South game/

One arvo I was there/

I heard the great man singing, under a floppy white in slips/

Hoi've got a lo-ve-rly bunch o'coconuts/

Here they are all a-standin in a row/

A big one, a small one, together the size of yer'ead/

Give 'em a twist, a flick o'the wrist/

That's what the great man said/

Grabbing the cherry at overs end/

He waddled to the other end, and in an instant he was spinning/

Hoi've got a lo-ve-rly bunch of coconuts/

Hevery ball I bowl, will make me rich/

Here I stand, the idol of my life.

Hoi've got a lov-er-ly bunch o'coconuts.

Apologies to Monty Paython



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my bad; double apologies to Monty Python.



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Goochy Poochy, no need to humour me with a silent message. Get on here and have an open go.

Incidentally, saw you love-child play against some real opposition on Wednesday and wish I had video fottage to share of his little backward step to square-leg against a genuine quick bowling off four paces -- and he wasn't just "giving himself room'' as they say. Brown Gouge must have been thankful for the business.



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No show from the great Slowcoach so the songs keep coming (He obviously loves being the centre of attention without saying a word!):

Great man come in at No. 8
Great man come and go
He not see the fielder ponce
Great man think it's an overthrow

In the name of love
What more in the name of love
In the name of love
What more can the Great One do

In the name of love

One man caught on long-on fence
One man he resist
One man crashed out lb on dodgy deck 
Great man betrayed with a snick

In the name of love
What more can Great One do
In the name of love
What more can he do

Apologies You Two

 



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I'll have you charged for stalking soon.

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no doubt you'll drag old stalk out of retirement to fit me up?



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Six days into 2013 and hardly a murmur on this moribund forum prompts me to ask, que sont devenues les reprobates?

Where have all the reprobates gone, long time passing?
Where have all the dingbats gone, long time ago?
Where have all the dickcraniums gone?
Faecesbook has picked them everyone.
Oh, when will they ever learn?
Oh, when will they ever learn?

Apologies Pete Seeger



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i am not a member of the SSCC but i have extracted my digit (ironglove) and taken the liberty to vote (No. 184) for the ''dollars'' man for the weetbix award because he epitomises the all too few really hard working people who keep our cricket clubs going. besides, i have enjoyed the rolls, hot chips etc that he and his mrs provide. 40 years at it! hooli gooli!! hope he wins.



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i also had a vote, good man is $$$$$$



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While on the topic of $$$s man, here's a little ode to him.

 

Oh, when the sun beats down
And burns the tar up on Harold Road
And our cricket shoes get so hot
We wish our tired feet were fireproof
Under the shade of the new awning
Jutting from the clubrooms, yeah
On a chair with my pals
That's where I'll be

(Down on Harold Road) Out of the sun
(Down on Harold Road) We'll be having some fun
(Down on Harold Road) Noisy boys takin wickets

(Down on Harold Road) And we'll be scorin lots of runs
(Down on Harold Road, Harold Road)

In the nearby park you hear
The happy sound of the little trains
You can almost taste the hot dogs
The Dollars Man sells,

And the French fries too
From behind the canteen severy,

He's always busy gathering coins,

And notes too,

To help pay for Sloc's next import

Down on Harold Road,

Down under the awning, far from the sea,

That's where I'll be.

Sung to the tune of Under the Broadwalk



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oh dear

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oh dear

Come on Cho Cho, get on here and help liven the joint up. All i can get out of The Great One is two syllables, hardly the stuff he dishes out on the pitch.

A coldie for everyone who can recount on here some of the more colourful stuff TGO has uttered during a game, or ''gamesmanship'' he has indulged in.



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Standing if the slips and clicking his fingers when the ball passes the bat.

 

Now where can i pick up my free cold one?

 



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What happened to my last post moderator Persuader? Seems you have acted more like Big Brother and taken an axe to a simple invitation to liven up your moribund chat forum rather than acting like a real persuader in helping keep it alive. Change your handle. Absolute power corrupts chum!



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My Apologies Persuader. It's just that the system was so painfully slow as to not register my post for a good 10 minutes when Cho Cho was on... and he had departed by the time it registered. I suppose the first coldie is owed to you... when I discover who you are. Apologies again!



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Like that JR. the odds of you getting a coldie are very good. But first I have to know who you are to give it to you. what club, for starters, so that when I am down your way I can shout you one.



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are you suggesting we meet for a quick beer Ironman?



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My monthly appearance and I see nothing has changed. Irongloves what are you trying to do/prove? No-one cares about what you have to say. Things have moved on and there is nothing you can do about it. Actually...don't bother replying. I wont be around to read it.

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Jaaamieee, you look so cute in those ads I couldn't resist. You're obviously not just a pretty face but smart too to pick up on my advances.

 

And Goochy Poochy, you last words sound so final. I trust it is nothing too serious. Best wishes.



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