bahahahaha the crowd are falling for everything today.
pi55 off ernie, you are the dumbest person this board...no in fact this entire planet has ever come across so why would anyone believe you are doing it on purpose? Fair dinkum you are half a moong.
When i go on the cricket show i will be telling dawk and goose to shut up beacause i will be in charge. if anywon of them ask me a stupid question i will probly throw my ear phones at them and storm out kicking and screaming.lol.
seariously thow i will be encuraging people to ring up the show and ask for tips on there batting and preperashion. if you have any young juniors that need help playing thrugh the v in the ferst 5 overs get them to call me during the show so all the listners cam get the advise to.
i might even tell the listners a few yarns from my years in the game. like the time i droped a catch because i was waching a hot chick walk her dog around the ground instead of consentrating on the game.