Well what a day and what a joke. why did the leege apoint an umpire with mutton chops that looked like he was strate from working at a carnival. its bloody hard to bat when hes in your eye line.
i got to the ground at 11 oclock to have a look at the pich, i wasnt really impressed it looked lifeless and under prapared. since i was so early i set up my wite board in the visitors rooms and wrote out our game plan. the mane point was to capitalise on the spingy weak bowling attack and take singles to there old blokes, they had about 8 of them. it looked like the local bingo teem had arived to play cricket.
i won the toss and batted which ment i was already won up on jokeombe.lol. i was abit unlucky not to middle a few more because springys bowling was pedestrian with no movment. some bald dude was lucky to get me out it would have been the hilight of his carear i rekon. i was very unhappy with the send off i got, some west indian dude called pewks told me to go and sit in a sauna for 2 weaks and not play again untill i lost 15 kilos. cant beleeve the hairy face umpire didnt report him
trav shamble had the springy bats jumping every where and shouldve had 5 wickets if it wasnt for jokeombe having the umps around his finger. i bolwd some good offys and beat the bat every second ball. fridge couldnt beleeve the turn i was getting. brendon mcardle was there and i saw him taking notes of my bowling to email to english clubs wanting my service, he also told me my captaining was oarsome.
anyway we lost the game the better teem got beat. went in for beer and was asked for id by the barman, i showed him my boobs and realised i was older than 18. when i was leeving jokeombe tried to trick me into ringing a bell wich would have ment i had to shout the room a drink. it was prety poor form if you ask me, he stole a win and then he tried to steel my muney. shows what kind of a person he is

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I am a new member to this forum and find it extremely dissapointing. The reason being that I found a fellow member Named Beaver, express his opinions which I found very interesting and his knowledge on cricket second to none. And this was the reason for me to join. However there have been a couple of people or more shud I say that seem to get on his back for no reason or another and now I find him no longer on here. I am giving myself one more week, and if he is not on here I will not get on this forum ever again. So if you happen to read this Mr Beaver please come on as I look forward to hear from you. And all you people who dislike him please leave him alone and do not pick on him. As we all know jealousy is a sin. And I have heard from a very reliable source that he is a very good cricketer and a astute Captain of a very profesional outfit. Being Mordialoc.C.C.

Thats not even harf of it goochy. at arfternoon tee when i tried to poor my self a glass of water from the jug that was on the table the bloke they call flick or click told me its not for mortiallox players and he told me to he will hit me for 6 if i drink it. it made me larf because as if anywon could hit me for six. i skulled it and threw the plastic cup at him and i think i scared him, he didnt hit me for 6 eather. game set and match eaver it was.

All I want to know is how many times the word teabag was used during the game.......

Eaver, that's top shelf stuff.

Yep, Slocs best work yet.

Did anyone see the bloke with the man boobs riding his exercise bike in the 32 degree sun?

Goochy wrote:

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As I said I was told by someone he went a bit over the top, if he didn't then the person I was talking to was talking crap, I have no reason to not believe him though

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Well can't you say who it is?

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i can but i wont

 

Woofa wrote:

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Goochy wrote:

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Woofa wrote:

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As I said I was told by someone he went a bit over the top, if he didn't then the person I was talking to was talking crap, I have no reason to not believe him though

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Well can't you say who it is?

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i can but i wont

 

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lol....ok mate I'll drop it.

But I very much doubt you will find anyone in SSCC getting upset by anything at all Beav has to say. And one of the Springy players said nothing happened and Beav stayed behind for amicable drinks after the game.

That's why I'm defending him. It's not like he can defend himself any more.

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I am a new member to this forum and find it extremely dissapointing. The reason being that I found a fellow member Named Beaver, express his opinions which I found very interesting and his knowledge on cricket second to none. And this was the reason for me to join. However there have been a couple of people or more shud I say that seem to get on his back for no reason or another and now I find him no longer on here. I am giving myself one more week, and if he is not on here I will not get on this forum ever again. So if you happen to read this Mr Beaver please come on as I look forward to hear from you. And all you people who dislike him please leave him alone and do not pick on him. As we all know jealousy is a sin. And I have heard from a very reliable source that he is a very good cricketer and a astute Captain of a very profesional outfit. Being Mordialoc.C.C.

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just like this....