mordy vs berwick

sir · Status: Offline

RE: mordy vs berwick

michelin man · Status: Offline

-- Edited by michelin man on Monday 23rd of November 2009 02:16:09 PM

Scruffy · Status: Offline

Dunno whether Im off the mark here but could there be any truth in the fact berwick have the 4th worst percentage and a draw was as good as a win for them!!! While mordi were desperate 4 a win to stay near the top 4!!!! Caus reading thru all these posts it looks like mordi are filthy for not getting on whereas Berwick just want to complain about the wet wicket( which is fair enough). And imo I think berwick would have beaten Mordi even in the limited time they would of had caus lookin at the scores posted by Mich man they are performing shyte with the bat.

2 OLD 2 SLOW · Status: Offline

I missed your reply Beav, what it say? Must have been bad to delete it

michelin man · Status: Offline

2 OLD 2 SLOW wrote:

I missed your reply Beav, what it say? Must have been bad to delete it

Not at all Bobb's, i just got a response so there was no need for me to post anything publically. So i quickly erased it, i copied it and i am happy to paste what i said in a private message to said person as it was not bad at all.

G Train · Status: Offline

michelin man wrote:

G Train wrote:

Beav, I chopped your mum up last night...

Good one d**k, she is currently in hospital. Thats why i was not at the ground early Saturday as i was visiting her.

And what has that got to do with anything?

michelin man · Status: Offline

G Train wrote:

michelin man wrote:

G Train wrote:

Beav, I chopped your mum up last night...

Good one d**k, she is currently in hospital. Thats why i was not at the ground early Saturday as i was visiting her.

And what has that got to do with anything?

Because i was with her beside her bed, and unless your broke in after i left that didn't happen.

Once again another display of you been the 'better man'

G Train · Status: Offline

michelin man wrote:

G Train wrote:

Beav, you're missing another point.

From what i can gather, you blokes down at Mordi are known as some of the biggest farkwits that have played DDCA cricket. There's banter and there's banter. I've heard you blokes were the ones that went too far in week one of this game, and when you copped it back you all sooked up like little girls. Apparently your so called banter isn't either funny or clever and most of the time over the top. This isn't just from Berwick i've heard this either. It makes sense considering you are head coach and one of the biggest wankers to ever walk the planet. So u tell me, why would Berwick players want to stay and have a beer with you?

From what u gather? you walk around with a head bobble and your chest puffed out. You Play in another comp and come onto this board which has SFA to do with you and try to tell us how it is.
Beaver, this is a public forum to which i have been a part of for a long time. I can have an opinion on whatever I like.
If your going to accuse us or me of going to far with our banter then give me a example of what was said????? if you can't then you are full of crap.
All i know is that one of the Berwick lads said to one of our batsman he chopped his mum last night (which is over the mark)
Not just from Berwick either you here ???????? well offer up some names you arrogant peanut.
Stop babbling beaver, this is what i heard. I don't need names or examples to confirm what I said. Take it or leave it.
And simply about having Beers? what happens on field stays on field. Clearly in the time i have known you on here you have never displayed and ability at all to be the bigger man and leave the crap & issues behind you and be a man. Well mister that is not how i roll i am always prepared to have a Beer and let bygones be bygones......
Im sick of hearing about this whatever happens on the field stays on the field rubbish. If you play against a bunch of out and out ****heads, then you don't have a responsibility to stay and have a beer with them. If they are a well respected club, who you've built a great rivalry with then by all means you should stay for a beer no matter what happened on the field. In other words, if this was Berwick vs Springy Sth then you stay. If this was Berwick vs Mordialloc then you please yourself.

G Train · Status: Offline

michelin man wrote:

G Train wrote:

michelin man wrote:

G Train wrote:

Beav, I chopped your mum up last night...

Good one d**k, she is currently in hospital. Thats why i was not at the ground early Saturday as i was visiting her.

And what has that got to do with anything?

Because i was with her beside her bed, and unless your broke in after i left that didn't happen.

Once again another display of you been the 'better man'

Sorry Beaver, I thought it was quite obvious that I didn't mean it literally...

G Train · Status: Offline

Anyway, hasn't your club banned you from this forum? Hope the powers that be aren't reading this...

michelin man · Status: Offline

G Train wrote:

michelin man wrote:

G Train wrote:

michelin man wrote:

G Train wrote:

Beav, I chopped your mum up last night...

Good one d**k, she is currently in hospital. Thats why i was not at the ground early Saturday as i was visiting her.

And what has that got to do with anything?

Because i was with her beside her bed, and unless your broke in after i left that didn't happen.

Once again another display of you been the 'better man'

Sorry Beaver, I thought it was quite obvious that I didn't mean it literally...

I knew you didn't mean it, you just made a sly remark in quest of a cheap laugh and it was just terrible timing on your behalf.

Sobers · Status: Offline

I think the DDCA need to punish clubs who don't have the wicket prepared for play, In round 1 Doveton North despite having 6 weeks after footy season failed to prepare a wicket, In round 2 Metho's didn't start work on their wicket until the Thursday before the game, and on the weekend we saw Mordi (failing to put hession down and covers with holes) I'm not blaming anyone but the onus must be put on the home club to have the wicket and ground in a playable state.

In all of these occasions the away team should have recieved 6 points and the home team 0 points.

Rocky Burdett · Status: Offline

Agree.

Woofa · Status: Offline

michelin man wrote:

G Train wrote:

Beav, you're missing another point.

From what i can gather, you blokes down at Mordi are known as some of the biggest farkwits that have played DDCA cricket. There's banter and there's banter. I've heard you blokes were the ones that went too far in week one of this game, and when you copped it back you all sooked up like little girls. Apparently your so called banter isn't either funny or clever and most of the time over the top. This isn't just from Berwick i've heard this either. It makes sense considering you are head coach and one of the biggest wankers to ever walk the planet. So u tell me, why would Berwick players want to stay and have a beer with you?

From what u gather? you walk around with a head bobble and your chest puffed out. You Play in another comp and come onto this board which has SFA to do with you and try to tell us how it is.
If your going to accuse us or me of going to far with our banter then give me a example of what was said????? if you can't then you are full of crap.
All i know is that one of the Berwick lads said to one of our batsman he chopped his mum last night (which is over the mark)
Not just from Berwick either you here ???????? well offer up some names you arrogant peanut.
And simply about having Beers? what happens on field stays on field. Clearly in the time i have known you on here you have never displayed and ability at all to be the bigger man and leave the crap & issues behind you and be a man. Well mister that is not how i roll i am always prepared to have a Beer and let bygones be bygones......

beaver 1 - g train 0

champ · Status: Offline

Dandy west rolled their wicket on sunday morning and cost us the reverse outright .
when they took the covers off the wicket was wet. lol....

-- Edited by champ on Monday 23rd of November 2009 03:37:20 PM

billy bowden · Status: Offline

Champ, dont forget repainted also, anybody know where the umpire's next appoint will be ?

Eaver · Status: Offline

GTrain you and Berwick have a lot in common....both scared of me smashing them. Finally I want to clear this hole debarkel up;

1. We wood have smashed Berick. Yes the pitch was wet at the crease but only wet below the serface not wet on top of the serface. The bowlers imo were soft and I think I intimidated them through me sheer persona. They new I was ready as I rocked up in my whites making a statement that I WAS READY. Anyway after Shambo changed into some old clothes and rolled around the pitch soaking it up it looked reely good and hard. They were shi*tting themselves becuse they saw me smash thrown half volleys in the warm up. This was proven when their captain asked me about my teckneeque. He obviosously thought I really gave the ball a good flogging because even though there was tension in the air and you could cut the cheese with a knife he complemented me and said "in all his years of cricket he has never come across a bigger flog." He already worshipped me. Mortiallox 1 - 0

michelin man · Status: Offline

Eaver is losing his punch........ i warned him "less is more" i said but clearly it has fallen on deaf ears and his quality has dropped dramatically. Maybe i am the only one who believes this?

PRINGLES · Status: Offline

Im dissapointed in me as well bobs Im thinking about joining the weather forum
and just talk about dam levels very depressed

prince mark · Status: Offline

Eaver wrote:

GTrain you and Berwick have a lot in common....both scared of me smashing them. Finally I want to clear this hole debarkel up;

1. We wood have smashed Berick. Yes the pitch was wet at the crease but only wet below the serface not wet on top of the serface. The bowlers imo were soft and I think I intimidated them through me sheer persona. They new I was ready as I rocked up in my whites making a statement that I WAS READY. Anyway after Shambo changed into some old clothes and rolled around the pitch soaking it up it looked reely good and hard. They were shi*tting themselves becuse they saw me smash thrown half volleys in the warm up. This was proven when their captain asked me about my teckneeque. He obviosously thought I really gave the ball a good flogging because even though there was tension in the air and you could cut the cheese with a knife he complemented me and said "in all his years of cricket he has never come across a bigger flog." He already worshipped me. Mortiallox 1 - 0

C'mon Beav, this stuff is gold!