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GTrain you and Berwick have a lot in common....both scared of me smashing them. Finally I want to clear this hole debarkel up;

1. We wood have smashed Berick. Yes the pitch was wet at the crease but only wet below the serface not wet on top of the serface. The bowlers imo were soft and I think I intimidated them through me sheer persona. They new I was ready as I rocked up in my whites making a statement that I WAS READY. Anyway after Shambo changed into some old clothes and rolled around the pitch soaking it up it looked reely good and hard. They were shi*tting themselves becuse they saw me smash thrown half volleys in the warm up. This was proven when their captain asked me about my teckneeque. He obviosously thought I really gave the ball a good flogging because even though there was tension in the air and you could cut the cheese with a knife he complemented me and said "in all his years of cricket he has never come across a bigger flog." He already worshipped me. Mortiallox 1 - 0


C'mon Beav, this stuff is gold!

 

 


Yeah it is, if you compare it to his 2 other post today, have you read his other post for the day?

In one word 'lame'

 



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I think Eaver is also funny at times but that last post was dribble.

Personally though I wouldnt be happy at the pi55 being ripped out of me in a public forum. Surely you have tried to get Eaver banned?

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Stocky Stumper wrote:

I think Eaver is also funny at times but that last post was dribble.

Personally though I wouldnt be happy at the pi55 being ripped out of me in a public forum. Surely you have tried to get Eaver banned?


Honestly i have not SS. I actually like Eavers work normally, i find it quiet amusing and have been using the names he comes up with at the Bloods for a laugh.
He does not go over the top and is generally quiet witty, i spoke to the Persuader and gave my 2 cents worth regarding the clean up and said i was happy for Eaver to stay.
Any Alias who does not over step the boundry were he does not insult people and keeps it jocular is ok imo, the rest can POQ.

 



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Like wen i where my joculars around my chest lol. Go bluds.

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I sometimes bring my joculars to the Boxing day test so I can see the players teckneeques more closer.

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hahahahahhahaha

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now surely that would satisfy you beav? welcome back eaver

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slocs wrote:

now surely that would satisfy you beav? welcome back eaver



So by that........i assume you were in agreeance with me?

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i'll never agree with you

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mate your the wanker grow some ****en balls we play cricket not netball you tosser we would of bowled you guys were just to scared to bowl because we would of got the runs . we will remember that next year we wont be drinking with you scum


wow, cant wait to next year...

 



-- Edited by sir on Monday 23rd of November 2009 07:26:30 PM

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sir wrote:

 

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mate your the wanker grow some ****en balls we play cricket not netball you tosser we would of bowled you guys were just to scared to bowl because we would of got the runs . we will remember that next year we wont be drinking with you scum


wow, cant wait to next year...

 



-- Edited by sir on Monday 23rd of November 2009 07:26:30 PM

 


I will come and have a beer with you Mazz, i think i will still be suspended :)

 



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sounds good...



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the persuader wrote:

 

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Number 1 wrote:

mate your the wanker grow some ****en balls we play cricket not netball you tosser we would of bowled you guys were just to scared to bowl because we would of got the runs . we will remember that next year we wont be drinking with you scum


wow, cant wait to next year...

 



-- Edited by sir on Monday 23rd of November 2009 07:26:30 PM

 


I will come and have a beer with you Mazz, i think i will still be suspended :)

 

 


karma ... i told you to watch your back

 



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michelin man wrote:

All i know is that one of the Berwick lads said to one of our batsman he chopped his mum last night (which is over the mark)


 Since yesterday, i've found out that you didn't even get this bit right. One of the Berwick lads did say to someone that he chopped there mum last night, but he wasn't even talking to a Mordi player. It was two players farking around together in the field. One old robust player, talking to a young fit up and comer who's mum apparently is pretty handy.



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Eaver is losing his punch........ i warned him "less is more" i said but clearly it has fallen on deaf ears and his quality has dropped dramatically. Maybe i am the only one who believes this?


You should've listened to him Eaver. This bloke is an expert on this forum, and specialises in the "less is more" department....

 



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michelin man wrote:

Stocky Stumper wrote:

I think Eaver is also funny at times but that last post was dribble.

Personally though I wouldnt be happy at the pi55 being ripped out of me in a public forum. Surely you have tried to get Eaver banned?


Honestly i have not SS. I actually like Eavers work normally, i find it quiet amusing and have been using the names he comes up with at the Bloods for a laugh.
He does not go over the top and is generally quiet witty, i spoke to the Persuader and gave my 2 cents worth regarding the clean up and said i was happy for Eaver to stay.
Any Alias who does not over step the boundry were he does not insult people and keeps it jocular is ok imo, the rest can POQ.

 


Thanks for your insight there beaver. I'm sure the moderators are really taking your advice on board...i've never seen someone take a forum so seriously. You are more dedicated to this board than the moderators are. I've also never seen a forum with so many people interested in how the moderators do there job and what they are going to do next. If i was a moderator i'd tell you all to get stuffed.

 



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mate your the wanker grow some ****en balls we play cricket not netball you tosser we would of bowled you guys were just to scared to bowl because we would of got the runs . we will remember that next year we wont be drinking with you scum


Trav, do you think that the Berwick players perhaps didn't have a beer with you wankers because you were banging on the change room walls and yelling abuse after the game was called a draw? Yelling things such as "you weak pussy carnts" whilst thumping on the wall between the changerooms, meanwhile your captain is busy on the phone trying to organise a practice match (that alone i found hilarious) and telling all and sundry that its a joke you didn't play, I think it's pretty reasonable for them to assume you weren't interested in having a beer with them. It's fair to say by this stage they wouldn't have been too interested in having a beer with you upstarts either. You clowns are going the wrong way about earning any respect in this competition.

Oh and by the way, tell your curator to pull his head in as well. What right has that farkwit got to be abusing the opposition players after the polesmoker knowingly laid covers with holes in it and no heshion underneath?

 



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right arm pie chucker wrote:

 

the persuader wrote:

 

sir wrote:

 

Number 1 wrote:

mate your the wanker grow some ****en balls we play cricket not netball you tosser we would of bowled you guys were just to scared to bowl because we would of got the runs . we will remember that next year we wont be drinking with you scum


wow, cant wait to next year...

 



-- Edited by sir on Monday 23rd of November 2009 07:26:30 PM

 


I will come and have a beer with you Mazz, i think i will still be suspended :)

 

 


karma ... i told you to watch your back

 

 


is that a threat fukhead

 



-- Edited by the persuader on Tuesday 24th of November 2009 06:27:42 AM

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the persuader wrote:

right arm pie chucker wrote:

 

the persuader wrote:

 

sir wrote:

 

Number 1 wrote:

mate your the wanker grow some ****en balls we play cricket not netball you tosser we would of bowled you guys were just to scared to bowl because we would of got the runs . we will remember that next year we wont be drinking with you scum


wow, cant wait to next year...

 



-- Edited by sir on Monday 23rd of November 2009 07:26:30 PM

 


I will come and have a beer with you Mazz, i think i will still be suspended :)

 

 


karma ... i told you to watch your back

 

 


is that a threat fukhead

 



-- Edited by the persuader on Tuesday 24th of November 2009 06:27:42 AM
stop using  abusive   language  moderator .

 



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Looks like a certain club has hired a PR manager to speak on there behalf?

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