What's the funniest thing you've seen happen on the cricket field?

Rocky Burdett · Status: Offline

What's the funniest thing you've seen happen on the cricket field?

PRINGLES · Status: Offline

Not Sure about you Rocky But i happened to be at berwick late today and saw a SSth
batsmen as he ran his 100th run leap in the air and get knocked out by a return from the
outfield .ive never seen so many blokes(in his own team)and crowd piss themselves more in there lives. faarkin gold

Funny u should mention this Rocky ha ha

-- Edited by PRINGLES on Saturday 28th of November 2009 11:01:40 PM

Shaggy · Status: Offline

A batsmen today who was slightly out of position and the ball swung back late said and i quote " oh F*CK" As the passed the inside edge of his bat and hit his off stump.
The lawn bowlers with walking frames ducking for cover at Keysy.

Darrel Hair · Status: Offline

Umpire with a walking cane being kicked out from under him by the bowler in his bowling stride and the umpire calling dead ball as he fell sideways to the ground

BATFINK and KARATE · Status: Offline

Not sure about Darrels but the first 2 sound like Keatsy and BG

Secret Squirrel · Status: Offline

PRINGLES wrote:

Not Sure about you Rocky But i happened to be at berwick late today and saw a SSth
batsmen as he ran his 100th run leap in the air and get knocked out by a return from the
outfield .ive never seen so many blokes(in his own team)and crowd piss themselves more in there lives. faarkin gold

Funny u should mention this Rocky ha ha

-- Edited by PRINGLES on Saturday 28th of November 2009 11:01:40 PM

out of 50 people i'm the only one that didn't see it but Arch Brown went up as one with the laughter

Goochy · Status: Offline

A ball got hit into a nearby tennis court for 6. Our fielder stressfully spent 5 minutes trying to open the tennis court door/gate with no joy. After 5 minutes of this and everyone shouting at him to hurry up, he climbed up the gate to get over. As he reached the top the gate swung open with him swinging round in comedy fashion.

Maybe you had to be there but the whole ground including about 100+ supporters were crying with laughter.

Goochy · Status: Offline

Or there was this video from a game a LONG time back (I have hair!). He had downed 8 pints and a bottle of vodka after our game was rained off. He doesnt remember a thing. The bar was full including all our old-dear tea ladies. Love the bit 1:15 in...

http://www.facebook.com//profile.php?v=feed&story_fbid=184831848719&id=755955596#/video/video.php?v=152071690161

Secret Squirrel · Status: Offline

Shaggy wrote:

A batsmen today who was slightly out of position and the ball swung back late said and i quote " oh F*CK" As the passed the inside edge of his bat and hit his off stump.
The lawn bowlers with walking frames ducking for cover at Keysy.

i see Daniel completed his olympic ring set Shaggy, that must have got a few chuckles down there tonight.

Shaggy · Status: Offline

Secret Squirrel wrote:

Shaggy wrote:

A batsmen today who was slightly out of position and the ball swung back late said and i quote " oh F*CK" As the passed the inside edge of his bat and hit his off stump.
The lawn bowlers with walking frames ducking for cover at Keysy.

i see Daniel completed his olympic ring set Shaggy, that must have got a few chuckles down there tonight.

Yeah the poor bloke is struggling at the moment, cant buy a run. Needs to get to training and have a good hit in the nets. Made 42 in the T20 a few weeks back and i thought that might be the kick start that he needs. Was lucky not to get a duck there as well. He's a bloody good keeper though and doing a great job behind the stumps.

plumb · Status: Offline

Shaggy wrote:

A batsmen today who was slightly out of position and the ball swung back late said and i quote " oh F*CK" As the passed the inside edge of his bat and hit his off stump.

Anyone suprised that chappy's story just happens to be about him getting a wicket?

sir · Status: Offline

PRINGLES wrote:

Not Sure about you Rocky But i happened to be at berwick late today and saw a SSth
batsmen as he ran his 100th run leap in the air and get knocked out by a return from the
outfield .ive never seen so many blokes(in his own team)and crowd piss themselves more in there lives. faarkin gold

Funny u should mention this Rocky ha ha

-- Edited by PRINGLES on Saturday 28th of November 2009 11:01:40 PM

i happened to see this aswell, farking classic.

Sobers · Status: Offline

plumb wrote:

Shaggy wrote:

A batsmen today who was slightly out of position and the ball swung back late said and i quote " oh F*CK" As the passed the inside edge of his bat and hit his off stump.

I missed that I think I may have been in a hurry to get the pads on, I did think it was funny when you had to stop your run up because our fave umpire was having a chat to Sess.

Shaggy · Status: Offline

Sobers wrote:

plumb wrote:

Shaggy wrote:

A batsmen today who was slightly out of position and the ball swung back late said and i quote " oh F*CK" As the passed the inside edge of his bat and hit his off stump.

I missed that I think I may have been in a hurry to get the pads on, I did think it was funny when you had to stop your run up because our fave umpire was having a chat to Sess.

Usually it's a batsmen pulling away as the fielders are talking. But an Umpire who should be concentrating on the game and where the front foot lands and where the ball pitches and so on. Yeah i can see the funny side of that. Maybe New Arrival could let us in on there conversation. They may have been in a deep and meaningful discussion about the winner of Australian Idol.

Shaggy · Status: Offline

plumb wrote:

Shaggy wrote:

A batsmen today who was slightly out of position and the ball swung back late said and i quote " oh F*CK" As the passed the inside edge of his bat and hit his off stump.

Anyone suprised that chappy's story just happens to be about him getting a wicket?

Dissapointing Plumb you were no more than 10 metres away. Maybe it wasn't funny. Maybe it was only slightly amusing. Maybe you could tell us all about the sixes that got smashed off your bowling yesterday. Each 6 just went further and further than the last one. I stopped counting after 4. But what a way to greet a new batsmen at the crease a lovely full toss. You went a little sheepish after the last one

plumb · Status: Offline

Off the mark there chappy. I was playing elsewhere. heard the story later on.

BErnst · Status: Offline

A few Mordi lads told me one day last year one of the young lads whilst sporting a broken leg or ankle (something in a cast) on crutches streaked fully starkers across the ground limping all the way............it was a bet he made earlier in the day when trav was on about 90........he said "if Trav makes 200 today i will streak" of course number 1 made it and the lad streaked giving Trav a high five on one crutch in the nude as he crossed the wicket were Trav swung his bat around and smaked him on the backside.

By all reports it was 'GOLD' even the umpires were in tears.

-- Edited by BErnst on Sunday 29th of November 2009 06:08:34 PM

Woofa · Status: Offline

BErnst wrote:

A few Mordi lads told me one day last year one of the young lads whilst sporting a broken leg or ankle (something in a cast) on crutches streaked fully starkers across the ground limping all the way............it was a bet he made earlier in the day when trav was on about 90........he said "if Trav makes 200 today i will streak" of course number 1 made it and the lad streaked giving Trav a high five on one crutch in the nude as he crossed the wicket were Trav swung his bat around and smaked him on the backside.

By all reports it was 'GOLD' even the umpires were in tears.

-- Edited by BErnst on Sunday 29th of November 2009 06:08:34 PM

on what crutch did trav give him a high 5 beav?

Shaggy · Status: Offline

plumb wrote:

Off the mark there chappy. I was playing elsewhere. heard the story later on.

Thanks Bado

BErnst · Status: Offline

Woofa wrote:

BErnst wrote:

A few Mordi lads told me one day last year one of the young lads whilst sporting a broken leg or ankle (something in a cast) on crutches streaked fully starkers across the ground limping all the way............it was a bet he made earlier in the day when trav was on about 90........he said "if Trav makes 200 today i will streak" of course number 1 made it and the lad streaked giving Trav a high five on one crutch in the nude as he crossed the wicket were Trav swung his bat around and smaked him on the backside.

By all reports it was 'GOLD' even the umpires were in tears.

-- Edited by BErnst on Sunday 29th of November 2009 06:08:34 PM

on what crutch did trav give him a high 5 beav?

Didn't think i was that hard Woofa.........The streaker had 1 crutch on the same side as the injured leg......he was running on his good leg and using the crutch to protect his inj leg thus allowing a free hand to high 5 Trav with.