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BErnst wrote:

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who else would you have been reffering to brett?


Number_1 'hold' out in the same game about 10 meters short..........were mine was about 10 inches short.
Could of been him?

 


you askin me or tellin me?

 



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A batsmen today who was slightly out of position and the ball swung back late said and i quote " oh F*CK" As the passed the inside edge of his bat and hit his off stump.


Anyone suprised that chappy's story just happens to be about him getting a wicket?

 


Dissapointing Plumb you were no more than 10 metres away. Maybe it wasn't funny. Maybe it was only slightly amusing. Maybe you could tell us all about the sixes that got smashed off your bowling yesterday. Each 6 just went further and further than the last one. I stopped counting after 4. But what a way to greet a new batsmen at the crease a lovely full toss. You went a little sheepish after the last one

 



 F#*K YOU chappy



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sheepy wrote:

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Shaggy wrote:

A batsmen today who was slightly out of position and the ball swung back late said and i quote " oh F*CK" As the passed the inside edge of his bat and hit his off stump.


Anyone suprised that chappy's story just happens to be about him getting a wicket?

 


Dissapointing Plumb you were no more than 10 metres away. Maybe it wasn't funny. Maybe it was only slightly amusing. Maybe you could tell us all about the sixes that got smashed off your bowling yesterday. Each 6 just went further and further than the last one. I stopped counting after 4. But what a way to greet a new batsmen at the crease a lovely full toss. You went a little sheepish after the last one

 



 F#*K YOU chappy


Thanks for the response sheepy maybe i will now have my second guess on Plumb. I know that the Shadow has this bloke at long odds and you were the Favourite. Im going for the Jayco Plumber.

 



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herd about an e grade gand final been played at hsd between berwick & fountain gate(day 2 ) where the gators complained about the bad  light ,umpires reply was he could still see the ball so keep batting, 4 overs later fountain gate complained again even explainning that the cars on the freeway had there LIGHTS on, umpires reply was he could see the cars with ther lights on and didn't care as the overs that needed to be bowled were going to be bowled. fountain gate lost 4 wickets in the last half hour of play  . Day three fountain gate neede 54 runs berwick needed 4 wickets ,berwick won by 4 runs on the third day



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Off the mark there chappy. I was playing elsewhere. heard the story later on.


Thanks Bado

 

 




Thats funny. How many guesses you want?


Its the bowler in me. Probing away looking for the weakness that you have. Line and length and before you know it, its a lonely walk back to the pavillion.

 

 



And just like your bowling, if you keep going and going and going and going I guess you will get it right eventually!



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Wasn't there but heard about Benny Baxter playing ddca under 21s left a ball first ball of the day and got bowled, as the bowler landed from a big jumping air punch Benny landed a jab on his chin

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Ha ha that's hilarious woofa. I'll ask Benny tonight about that.

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That's legit Train.

I think the same game Chooka Hoskin went out and was in the change rooms taking his pads off. Spanner ran in and told Chook to pad back up because someone needed a runner. Chook took off out onto the field and was marking his crease at square leg, everyone on the field asked Chook what the fark he was doing...........Spanner had stooged him.

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Oh yes!

I thought you were going to say Chook just run out in the raw or something. That's a classic.

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the big guy from buckley running 3 with franks is funny

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Shaggy wrote:

sheepy wrote:

 

Shaggy wrote:

 

plumb wrote:

 

Shaggy wrote:

A batsmen today who was slightly out of position and the ball swung back late said and i quote " oh F*CK" As the passed the inside edge of his bat and hit his off stump.


Anyone suprised that chappy's story just happens to be about him getting a wicket?

 


Dissapointing Plumb you were no more than 10 metres away. Maybe it wasn't funny. Maybe it was only slightly amusing. Maybe you could tell us all about the sixes that got smashed off your bowling yesterday. Each 6 just went further and further than the last one. I stopped counting after 4. But what a way to greet a new batsmen at the crease a lovely full toss. You went a little sheepish after the last one

 



 F#*K YOU chappy


Thanks for the response sheepy maybe i will now have my second guess on Plumb. I know that the Shadow has this bloke at long odds and you were the Favourite. Im going for the Jayco Plumber.

 


on the money i'd reckon Shaggy

 



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Funniest thing I have seen on a cricket ground would be "Jason Quirk"

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The funniest thing i have seen is Browning escorting the ball to the boundary 8 times last night and costing us the game

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I'll admit to once at fine leg doing a John Raymond and falling in line behind the ball for a nice escort.

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In a game of Senior cricket i seen a Back stop behind the keeper miss field the ball time and time again to the extent he needed a backstop.

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Thanks for that...! Peanut!

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Did not see it happen but story goes................that a Mordi player related to a well known Mordi player which we will call him Mr X had a very amusing incident in a D grade game yesterday.

Mr X was getting bouncers bowled at him with out a lid, he asked his batting partner should i hook him or duck the team mate said "do what ever you want". Shortly after Mr X recieved a short one that he was unable to get out of the way off hit him on the neck (knocking him out) where in the same action falling to the ground landed on his stumps been dismissed.

All his team mates broke into laughter, when Mr X woke he turned his head and seen the wickets broken and said "good ball, i think i am out" where he got to his feet and walked off. Would have loved to have seen it smile.gif

-- Edited by BErnst on Sunday 13th of December 2009 06:45:01 PM

-- Edited by BErnst on Sunday 13th of December 2009 06:59:49 PM

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was watching an e grade game at sweeny  3 yesterday ,narre nth were about 240 odd(final score all out 358) narre warren was down to 10 players .the captain then placed a man (boy) at a very short square leg (junior u17/u15) to an e grade spinner and yes the kid did get hit in the side of the ribs with the cricket ball  trying to get out of the way and that was not the funny part .the funny part was the kid fielded there for another 4 overs before he was moved to a safer place.

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was watching an e grade game at sweeny  3 yesterday ,narre nth were about 240 odd(final score all out 358) narre warren was down to 10 players .the captain then placed a man (boy) at a very short square leg (junior u17/u15) to an e grade spinner and yes the kid did get hit in the side of the ribs with the cricket ball  trying to get out of the way and that was not the funny part .the funny part was the kid fielded there for another 4 overs before he was moved to a safer place.


dumb captain i would say....

 



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Skills wrote:

was watching an e grade game at sweeny  3 yesterday ,narre nth were about 240 odd(final score all out 358) narre warren was down to 10 players .the captain then placed a man (boy) at a very short square leg (junior u17/u15) to an e grade spinner and yes the kid did get hit in the side of the ribs with the cricket ball  trying to get out of the way and that was not the funny part .the funny part was the kid fielded there for another 4 overs before he was moved to a safer place.


That captain is the knob of the highest order.

 



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