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Sobers


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There were some funny Texts in the paper last week but we had a chuckle at one of them yesterday while fielding

The police asked his wife how many times she hit him with the golf club?
She replied I'm not really sure just put me down for a 5.

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A woman has been taken from tiger Woods home and rushed to hospital by Ambulance.

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Tiger should know that if you hit a tree, it will expose all the roots

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Well word is Tigers Wife has said that she will stay with him if he quits 'GOLF'

ummm tough choice

Make millions of dollars playing Golf around the world & Bang hot women until he is old and the prong shrivels and is rendered useless.

Or

Stay with his attractive wife and be bored useless popping the top off it once a months if he is lucky until they grow old when he gives her a nudge and she tells him to get 'F'

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I would like to congratulate tiger for the way he has been putting of late, 13 different hole in one's and  i  have not herd of one of them that was MARRIED (ie.wayne carey). its quite funny that it took that long for the s--t to hit the fan and for the horny home wrecking horn bags to creep out of underneath  of the wood work( i would even imagine that the homeless people  would know who tiger woods is ).

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Just wasted $55 on a DVD called "Tiger Woods - My favourite Holes" Turns out it's all about fcking golf

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What did you expect Jake? He is a golfer so I would've thought it quite appropriate that he released a dvd on the game. For your sake, I hope you kept the receipt.

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i don't get it either

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What was it about?!?

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Whats the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause ?

Santa stops at 3 Ho' s

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