When i got to training larst nite the nets were under water si i set up a game of soccer. i let 2 of the young blokes duke flanders and ratty dewman be captains and they had to pick the teems like the old school yard days. for some reeson i was the larst man to be picked and i felt a bit stupid standing there on my own, duke had no choice but two pick me. i hate running so i decided to be the goaly for our teem. the goals were only 2 meeters apart so it was hard to get the ball parst my big frame. there was too times wear i had a goal kick and i kicked it strate to the oposishion and they kicked it strate back parst me for a goal. you shood of herd them all larfing and taking the piss out of me. the prezident lance paper yelled out lucky your a gun batsman eaver and the best slips feelder in the leege coz you cant play soccer for crap. the worse part was my teem was shirts off and my man boobs wrere wobbly everywear. shambo told me it was alrite to put my shirt back on because he thort it was best the players didnt see the coaches guts because they mite think its ok to let yourselve go and always eat take away food.
and azza if you keep telling me to stay of the forum i will make you runs 20 laps and shave that stupid curly pube hair you have on your head. i dont know why you started an alias azza for when your reel name is baron. lol