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It was mortialloxs pommy import handy sailors berthday yesterday and shambos lovely wive roz went to all the truble of making a big choclate cake for him. arfter we had our diner the cake was brort out and i took to it like a seagul on a hot chip.lol. arfter i had about 8 peaces our prez lance paper told me two pull muy head in and let some other peeple have some and he also told me two wipe my face because i had choclate all over my mouth and chin.
arfter we sung happy berthday roz took what was left over of the cake and put it in the frige (not alex lol). about an hour later pube hair baron portello come into the kichen and caught me in the store room gutsing my face with the cake and rubbing it on my big boobs because i'm in to that kinky stuff. all sliders love cake on there body and i was a shame that there was no birds there two lick it off. baron told me i was a disgrase to the club and i needed help. he thinks he's like everwons dad he does and thinks he knows everythink.
when all the  boys herd about this they teesed me all nite but i think roz was terned on by it because she woodn't stop looking at me. it's ok shambo i wont slide that way.lol
i think handy sailor and sum of the boys were heading out larst nite to celebrate his berfday. handy looked very devenere i must say and was dressed nearly as cool as me and goochy.lo



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Hahah that is gold.

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Eaver wrote:

It was mortialloxs pommy import handy sailors berthday yesterday and shambos lovely wive roz went to all the truble of making a big choclate cake for him. arfter we had our diner the cake was brort out and i took to it like a seagul on a hot chip.lol. arfter i had about 8 peaces our prez lance paper told me two pull muy head in and let some other peeple have some and he also told me two wipe my face because i had choclate all over my mouth and chin.
arfter we sung happy berthday roz took what was left over of the cake and put it in the frige (not alex lol). about an hour later pube hair baron portello come into the kichen and caught me in the store room gutsing my face with the cake and rubbing it on my big boobs because i'm in to that kinky stuff. all sliders love cake on there body and i was a shame that there was no birds there two lick it off. baron told me i was a disgrase to the club and i needed help. he thinks he's like everwons dad he does and thinks he knows everythink.
when all the  boys herd about this they teesed me all nite but i think roz was terned on by it because she woodn't stop looking at me. it's ok shambo i wont slide that way.lol
i think handy sailor and sum of the boys were heading out larst nite to celebrate his berfday. handy looked very devenere i must say and was dressed nearly as cool as me and goochy.lo


Classic!

 



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it's loz isn't it?

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beaver who is the comedian down there? he is a scream.
eaver, what are you doing boxing day? free ticket to springy south if ya want.

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Just a couple of young blokes mate, Both very bright. They are in fine form i agree and not only with Eaver but making runs with the bat also.

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in what grade?

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Lol.......gee i might aswell tell you there names then.

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and?

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Bahahahahahahaa. lol. i just got back from a run to work of sum of that cake i was caught rubbing in my tittys and i had two attend with pube hair portello and his poodle dog thats got the same hair as him chasing me and trying to bite me when i run parst his house.

if anywon from mortiallox is reeding this can you pleese be at the ground by 10 30 so i can run you threw the game plan witch revolvs around me making 164 and taking 6 screemers in the slips courden. also witch ever won of you jokers stole my squash ball i where in my bating gloves make shore you have it there twomorrow.

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stop it eaver

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lol



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