i'm with goochy now, pathetic!

Brutal post by Eaver.

Eaver wrote:

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I am wanting to come clear about my latest sexploits and how Ive been sliding and grinding my way around Morti.

The story begins on Saterday night when I hit the pubs after a big seshion at Morti after we got ourselves into a grate positioning against St. Marias. To cut a short story to the chase these too glamours were given me the eye so I slided over and asked there names. Funny enough ones name was Fisha and the others sounded foreign, maybe Swedish..Parkova Dyke and straight away they assed me if Id ever had a freesome. I said does the pope sh1t in the woods and said I was a master slider and and like my batting I would grind them into the ground. Im used to making the girls hot and it was no wonder she said I had the best tits she had ever seen. Im sure she meant chest but I didnt care as she was rubbing my nibbles with a piece of ice from her Bundy and Coke.

We got home and they commented again on how big my was clit was which Im used to. The language barrier was getting difficult because she obviously ment c0ck. The action got heavy and Parkova was reely aggressive and tried to stick things into me, namely her fist. Again I put it down to cultural differences and enjoyed the experience. Fisha was loving it and they both commented how much they loved Eaver, eating Eeaver, smashing Eeaver..it was a grate night they will never forget.

After they asked me to join there lesbian group down at Park and I was confused and said are blokes alowed to join. They said fcuk no and that c0cks made them sick. Fisha said it was her first Lesbian freesome and asked can we do it more regularly and sha cant wait to have my t1ts in her face again. I said shure but Eaver cant promise anything cause Sliding is his middle name.lol

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That story is BS. To pull those girls all i said was "There must be a keg in ur pants, because i want to tap that ass

Thats how i roll baby

 

-- Edited by slider on Thursday 17th of December 2009 09:00:30 AM

Dont hate the player goochy my man, hate the game.

Just like when i was at the supermarket this morning and i walked past this hot milf and i told her im bigger and better than the titanic. Only 200 women went down on the titanic

There are more than ever Rob!

slider wrote:

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Dont hate the player goochy my man, hate the game.

Just like when i was at the supermarket this morning and i walked past this hot milf and i told her im bigger and better than the titanic. Only 200 women went down on the titanic

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At least Ernie was ok Beaver. This is by far your worst attempt at disguising an alias. Clown...!