Stella night at Buckley lots of clean striking and that was only from the Park Oval dykes down near the creek, Did i cut a swagger or what in my Tommy Hilfiger taylor made shirt woweeeeeeeee. I got Kenny Ruaman to iron my collar for 2 hours at his house today so when i went down to the cricket not even a blizzard could stop my collar from falling down. Kenny did this while i sat down in his recliner drinking Slurpees watching reruns of me in action in my old indoor cricket days for Australia with my old mate Sloppy Gay in them Woweeeeeee didn't i look great when i was only 110kgs then and 5ft 2inch. I think i have moved into the 120's now and might be lucky to nudge 5ft, i might need some yoga classes to straighten my spine out so i can rediscover those 2 inches that went missing. Anyway great game at Park Oval had alot of Blondes (not the lady kind, the Beer) you know the one with low carbs i must of knocked back oh say 13 a bakers dozen woweeee did i feel like a dry bit of toast. Seen Munchen Shampbell the umpire doing his best Peter Garrett impersonation "Us forces get the nod, de neh neh" haaaa then he fell over on his face and i realised he spent last weeks umpire fees on Green ones the poor Doveton buggers had to take Munchen home. Speaking of Shampbell i spent alot of time near Roz & Trav tonight gee Trav drives a hard bargain but i think we can get him over to the real bloods next year and it will only cost me my house but don't worry i have a bungalow at the back. Roz and Trav bought some bloke who looked like Augustus from Willy Wonka and the chocolate factory, he had this Grey jason Mraz style hat on and these white slippers then as he got closer i realised it was Beaver gee he thinks he is a kool kat but i clearly had him covered as i am the Top Cat of the neighborhood . Anyway gotta go to Bed Kenny will be around my house at 7am with the paper making me breakfast woweeeeeee can't wait.
-- Edited by Haig Pokemen on Tuesday 22nd of December 2009 11:57:33 PM
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Stella night at Buckley lots of clean striking and that was only from the Park Oval dykes down near the creek, Did i cut a swagger or what in my Tommy Hilfiger taylor made shirt woweeeeeeeee. I got Kenny Ruaman to iron my collar for 2 hours at his house today so when i went down to the cricket not even a blizzard could stop my collar from falling down. Kenny did this while i sat down in his recliner drinking Slurpees watching reruns of me in action in my old indoor cricket days for Australia with my old mate Sloppy Gay in them Woweeeeeee didn't i look great when i was only 110kgs then and 5ft 2inch. I think i have moved into the 120's now and might be lucky to nudge 5ft, i might need some yoga classes to straighten my spine out so i can rediscover those 2 inches that went missing. Anyway great game at Park Oval had alot of Blondes (not the lady kind, the Beer) you know the one with low carbs i must of knocked back oh say 13 a bakers dozen woweeee did i feel like a dry bit of toast. Seen Munchen Shampbell the umpire doing his best Peter Garrett impersonation "Us forces get the nod, de neh neh" haaaa then he fell over on his face and i realised he spent last weeks umpire fees on Green ones the poor Doveton buggers had to take Munchen home. Speaking of Shampbell i spent alot of time near Roz & Trav tonight gee Trav drives a hard bargain but i think we can get him over to the real bloods next year and it will only cost me my house but don't worry i have a bungalow at the back. Roz and Trav bought some bloke who looked like Augustus from Willy Wonka and the chocolate factory, he had this Grey jason Mraz style hat on and these white slippers then as he got closer i realised it was Beaver gee he thinks he is a kool kat but i clearly had him covered as i am the Top Cat of the neighborhood . Anyway gotta go to Bed Kenny will be around my house at 7am with the paper making me breakfast woweeeeeee can't wait.
-- Edited by Haig Pokemen on Tuesday 22nd of December 2009 11:57:33 PM
Waaaaaaaaaaah Buckley! Who's gonna stop us? No mother farker is!
My highlight of the evening was when I was getting my rug licked under the tree and big Shaneo with his beret on hit the deck. The tremor and ripple effect it had on the ground drove Zoe's tongue even deeper into me and set off a once in a life time orgasm. Good man Shaneo, I knew your size would be of my benefit one day.....love ya brother!
The game went as expected, the fark bags from Caulfield were no match for Mighty Buckley. The carnts didn't even bite when me and the girls called them a pack of dogs for no reason......weak carnts.
Oh I forgot, Wheels trying to sneako that prick after he went ar5e up was vintage Buckley cheating.....we love it.
Waaaaaaaaaaaaah Buckley, come on boys make some noise!
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waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah Buckley, come on boys make some noise!
south caulfield from suffered from lack of depth again in my opinion. how many people from this forum saw the game?
when is the next game being played and against who ??
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Good win by the boys last night thought we might have been a few runs short djs 68 off 41 balls and a quick 30 off suren helped but the bowlers done really well big shano,s 3 fa wheels 2 goody 2 franks 2 good night had by all thanks to all those that came down from opposition clubs too many too mention u all but thanks sth camberwell next game havent got a date yet
by the way dyke really showing your age pal 15 years since we had the girls team at buckley yet u still know all there names and all you obviously had a bit of a following there did u or maybe your girlfriend turned on you about that time anyway its getting boring
Wah Big K, I've been yodelling in canyons at Park Oval for many years. Some of the dykes I've been with have had bigger moustaches than you, ask Robbo he'll tell you. I'd even say some of them would be better labourers than the English womanisers you have on the tools at the moment, well built and could swap obscenities with the best of them. You keep getting lippy K and I'll have you sent straight to the bull5hit room.
Listen here Twigga you lanky fark bag, I am a lesbian and always have been! Please don't suggest that I have ever been the other way inclined. The only bloke I know that has turned straights into wobblys is that bald English chap we call Westy....Waaaaaaaa Westy. He even had the cheeck to put the hard on Zoe while I was massaging her shoulders at the Xmas party. I would have thought you would be too busy setting Wah Batch up with a fake ID so he can gain entry to an over 28s in the future.
Waaaaaaaaaaaah Buckley, come on boys make some noise!
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waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah Buckley, come on boys make some noise!
big brother/persuader i started this thread in regards to a twenty20 game being played on tuesday. i certainly didn't expect to be mocked and imitated by others on here. i have my name to my alias and thought others did as well. this has happened to others in the past so i would like you to take the same action as they wanted and ban all the alias again.