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T'was the night before christmas
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T'was the night before christmas thru out the house we were all f*cked even the mouse
Dad at the brothel, mum with Uncle frank I'd settled down for a nice slow w*nk
Outside the house I heard a right clatter, I let go my c*ck 2 see what was the matter?
Out on the lawn I saw a big Di*k i knew right away it was St Nick. He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell, the big fat F*cker I think he fell.
He filled all our stocking's with Ciggie's and beer and a big rubber C*ck for for my brother the queer.
He rose up the chimney with a thunderous fart , the big fat cnut blew the house apart.
He swore and he cursed as he rode out of sight shouting I'll be back next year, have a good night

Merry Christmas to all

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work must be exciting jake......

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About as exciting as beavers make believe sex life, craig

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i know he didn't like my rumor on that subject but it was just what i was told jake.

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thats what it all about craig. I here he is going to start every post with " I never thought it would happen to me " a la classic "Penthouse" letters

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is Beav saying he did 2 in 2?

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MMCC wont be the same again!


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yes

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Beav told me he's that much in demand he may have to put an apprentice on..........

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prince mark wrote:

Beav told me he's that much in demand he may have to put an apprentice on..........




Goochy could possibly be his apprentice



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