T'was the night before christmas thru out the house we were all f*cked even the mouse Dad at the brothel, mum with Uncle frank I'd settled down for a nice slow w*nk Outside the house I heard a right clatter, I let go my c*ck 2 see what was the matter? Out on the lawn I saw a big Di*k i knew right away it was St Nick. He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell, the big fat F*cker I think he fell. He filled all our stocking's with Ciggie's and beer and a big rubber C*ck for for my brother the queer. He rose up the chimney with a thunderous fart , the big fat cnut blew the house apart. He swore and he cursed as he rode out of sight shouting I'll be back next year, have a good night