Have you ever had a poo in the back yard because you locked yourself out of the house, then forget about it untill the mrs walks in later and says "you should see the size of the $hit the dog dropped behind the shed"? Then still play dumb about it?
Have you ever got so drunk you shat in your own bath tub and passed out infront of your housemates bday guest making him clean it up so order can be restored at the party.
Have you ever given your mate a dirty Sanchez mins before your about to walk out onto the field for the start of cricket so he smelt crap on his lips untill the 1st drinks brake where he bolted to the toilet to wash his face....and now we call him "Arancha"......Andrew Taylor bad luck
-- Edited by BErnst on Sunday 10th of January 2010 04:08:19 AM