Even if the tinman is a genuine mordi person which i doubt it, who cares what Beaver does on here and in his personal time. As long as he is professional on tues, thurs & saturdays it should all be good. People need to remember that it just local cricket.
I agree Bob, I don't think Beav is Mordi's problem, I don't think they have a problem. First year in T1 and will avoid relegation will be better placed next year for a tilt at the finals they probably know there depth is being tested just need a couple more players.
mordialloc is a basket case. there is 2 groups at there club working against each other, one of these groups is a rebel group trying to oust the other by starting a group called mordialloc united. this was never a problem before highpants arrived. work it out gentleman.
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The Hoff is looking for a change of club. Anyone interested please contact my misses as she runs my life and will bargain for the right price.
Bahahahabababhahabah...I am the gratest coach that Mortiallox has ever had and will coach their until I get a better offer from another club. Not only do I offer expertision with cricket but I am also a life coach for our young guys. Spruik Landers finks Im his hero and has even given me a super hero nickname and catchcry...Whenever fings arent going well all the boys say "Captain Fcukwit to the rescue." Lol They love it. Young Newman hates that I wont let him bowl at training but he doesnt reelise Im just honing his skills with the gloves. I told him last week "do you think the slider became the slider by sucking c0cks? No the slider became the slider by practicing his flanging teckneeks" He got the message. I knew I got frew to him because I saw him do 15 catches in the semi cirlce drill I have bought to Morti.
Tin Man your a tool. I have put Morti on the lips of everyone like I put my Morti member on the lips of all the birds at the Edgy. Wiff my leadership we will be a powerhouse and the committee love my antics. They want to hold a meeting next week to discuss how funny my antics have been and congratulate me for making sure everyone knows about Mortiallox. Well thats the gist I got. I fink they are going to offer me a pay rise becasue they know I will have more clubs chasing me than the slider has had freesomes. Shambo has even offered to take a pay cut to keep me. Blokes told me Shambo has had enuff of playing with me but I corrected them and told them that Shambo said that playing with me was enuff. He assured me that fitting his salary into the cap wont be a problem for Morti next season.
We look forward to smashing Keysie, Coomora & Doveton to surge for the top 6.
mordialloc is a basket case. there is 2 groups at there club working against each other, one of these groups is a rebel group trying to oust the other by starting a group called mordialloc united. this was never a problem before highpants arrived. work it out gentleman.
Can't see 'Mordialloc United' happening Hoff.. although I have heard murmours like yaself. I have no doubt some players will leave Mordialloc at seasons end for new homes. But the ones I'm aware of and have talked to are all young lads, who I don't think would be capable or willing to put the effort in to set up an entirely different breakaway club of their own. Too much effort.
They last club Ernst was at there was a spill of the board. Seems to be a common trend where ever he goes he splits the joint in half. This many people cant be wrong about a strong rumour.
They last club Ernst was at there was a spill of the board. Seems to be a common trend where ever he goes he splits the joint in half. This many people cant be wrong about a strong rumour.
Please c'mon people i cant understand what the problem with brett is, He is such a lovely and caring person and he would be a huge benifit to everyone of your clubs.
I remember the first night brett and i meet, it was at the chelsea heights over 28's we were both at the dim sim stand at the free buffet he had 12 on his plate and i was on my second plate of 16, all he talked about was his love for the game, himself (how good he is), and that every club in any state of australia would have him, i showed him my map of tassie and he is right cos i had him that night and he was fantastic.
i do wish you would return my calls though brett, we need to talk about something, my rash still hasnt cleared and i just wont to make sure you didnt get it
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i wish brett ernst was an umpire so he can put his finger up me