Ha ha much better Rocky!

Come on you pole smoking jokers, give me a break i have not S**t my dacks since new years eve last year when i went to let one rip after 15 beers and i pushed just a little to hard and followed through.
It was ok i had my smugglers on and just jumped into the swimming pool and no one knew any better.
I know you guys are trying to scare me with some bouncer theory that i don't like it but it wont matter i **** myself waiting around been next to bat. This one game at the pit i was on the John and a wicket fell and i had to quickly yank the strides up and go out to bat with a slippery man gash.
I am who i am the Phantom Pooer anyway if it sticks it must be s**t

I assure you there is nothing comical about a Turtle head woofa especially when there is no John to be seen.
It takes real courage to soil you briefs and ride it out until you get home, people like you are just not made of it.

If it sticks it must be s**t

i was going to bring up a thread about bouncers last week.
since christmas the last 2 teams i have bowled againest have had a number of juniors in there teams and we have been asked to not bowl short at these kids, but they are playing seniors and if we pitch it up it is basically giving them batting practise and when we decide to dig one in the umpire ( usually being the senior member of there team) gives u a warning for bowling shortm even if the kid was 4 foot tall and it was a ball on a good line.
just wanna know your thoughts should juniors playing seniors harden up and face the short ball or should we be gentlemen and give them some lollipops

agree with u mick
on sat a junior came in and i bumped him first ball he shat himself and got an edge to the keeper. there captain didnt like it but couldnt call it a no ball ( even though he wanted to call it a no ball he told me)
and the week before i bowled one 2 a kid who was on 20 odd and batting really well but he hadnt been bounced yet so i dug one in and he top edged it under his grill.
again the other team were not happy and there opening bowler threatened to round house kick me to the head and he had to be revived of his umpiring duties as he was arking up
i dont mean to be an ******* but when i was a junior u had to put up with a short ball and i think that the juniors in this comp are getting protected a lil bit

lol couldnt agree more

lol dat is true some big tall englsh bloke opened the batting he was 7 foot tall and backed away from the short ball that much
yet this lil kid who swung the willow well was standing up to
i am not saying it is ok to bounce them every ball
but sometimes u gotta put them back into line with the occasional bounce
u might know that big tall english bloke BErnst

spot on mate
u got some good juniors dere lil keeper is a good kid real confident aswell

not sure who your implying Pete, but yes