I predict that i will star and have all the other players get there clubs to try and recroot me next seeson. lol.
ferst i will win the toss and send jokombs teem in to bat so we can bat second and smash stubbys while his teem bowls. i will unleesh bobs on to prince mark if he f
has the guts to open bat again. imagined bobs gets him ferst ball again it will be amazing i will give him a send off by saying on your bike matty you dud. as soon as jokes comes in i'm gunna take off my mortiallox shert and put a pink salmon shert on, i will reely get in to his head with comments about the fish john west rejects. everywon will larf there heads off and jokeomb will crack the 5hits and thow his wicket away. my trumpet card will be champ and becuase he is only small he can also bee our teems mascot and run around and bite the players on jokes teems ankles.
i predicked we will bee chasing 69 lol, thats what its called when too peeple give each other oral sex at the same time. i am reely good at falashio. any way i am gunna open the batting and knock up the runs in 2 overs so we can get stucked in to the beers and player pokher. i will posishion myselve next to goochy and rase every bet he makes and he will have no choice but to fold every hand because i will be intimidating him with my pokher nouse. if bobby starts farting like he did on boxing day i will spray air deoderant in the air so it doesnt smell two bad.
when we have a shower arfter the game i am gunna hold my four skin reely tight and pee in it and then i am gunna let it go and splash yourine all over fridges fase and chest. he will probly vomit up and crack the sads but everywon else will larfing chanting eaver eaver eaver eaver. i hope alicks sees the funny side and can have a larf two. they say that been peed on by eaver gives you 3.5 hours good luck so maybe alicks will win the pokher competishion.
i will drink everywon under the table two and then root there  wifes and gerlfrends. eaver eaver eaver eaver! lol