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Had an interesting situation in a grade on Saturday. We were bowling and appealed for a stumping of which was giving not out. As the young square leg umpire approached the stumps to set them back up I noticed a couple of white cord hanging down from his ears..i said to him what are you doing with headphones (ear pieces) in your ears?

Yes you guessed it he had his ipod on listening to music while he was at square leg. As (henri leconte)  would say UNBELIVEABLE.



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Did you ask what he was listening 2 Sir?? Maybe a bit of sherbert and howzat


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Get up with times Sir, it's better than having a walkman man.

What do you want him to do, practise his golf swing with the broom?

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i said to him mate your kidding, i'd love to have a deck chair out here........ but do you see me with one......  



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he wasn't on the green mitsubishi's was he?

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G Train wrote:

Get up with times Sir, it's better than having a walkman man.

What do you want him to do, practise his golf swing with the broom?



practice putting his finger up for a start.....

 



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played against a kid last year who batted with his i pod in
made 150

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haha very good danny deckchair...

Na red ones woof...haha

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aslong as they weren't red russians

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or white kanga's.

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white rhino's fellas

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We have a professional who bats in his iPod back home. Total prick and he gets sledged endlessly for it.

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There's a Pakistani player going around on the cricket field thinking he is at the buffet lunch. I wonder what a Kooka tastes like after 3 overs

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Goochy wrote:

We have a professional who bats in his iPod back home. Total prick and he gets sledged endlessly for it.



What would be the point of sledging him if he is batting with his ipod in his ears?



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BErnst wrote:

Goochy wrote:

We have a professional who bats in his iPod back home. Total prick and he gets sledged endlessly for it.



What would be the point of sledging him if he is batting with his ipod in his ears?



Would be a bit like telling Dirty Sanchez he nearly bowled a no ball when he is on his way back to his mark and he is ten metres away

 



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BErnst wrote:

Goochy wrote:

We have a professional who bats in his iPod back home. Total prick and he gets sledged endlessly for it.



What would be the point of sledging him if he is batting with his ipod in his ears?




Because Beaver (you clown) he obviously can't have it too loud or he wouldn't be able to hear his batting partner call. He does it purely for show.



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A couple of team managers have been requested to desist from using their mobile telephones whilst umpiring at junior matches this season.



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A couple of team managers have been requested to desist from using their mobile telephones whilst umpiring at junior matches this season.

 



What a joke , who would do that

 



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the persuader wrote:
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A couple of team managers have been requested to desist from using their mobile telephones whilst umpiring at junior matches this season.
What a joke , who would do that
If the caps fits................

 



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Clearly the Persuader thinks he is the damir dockic of the DDCA, parades around saying and doing what he wants and thinks he can get away with it. Nothing but a evil dictator.

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