I wood just like to let everywon no that i have axepted a coaching job next year at the bendalla saints. when i was on my booze trip with the ddca the other weak i got talking to the bendalla saints president and i told him about my perfect cover drive and flick of the hip. he was also impressed when i told about my alternative coaching teckneeks like bating with a bin behind you so you dont jump to leg side. this worked grate for baron portello when he lost some form, its just a pity about his hair lol.
when it was time to talk money i was insulted that he only ofered me $20,000 so he went away and come back an hour later with 2 sponsors for me. macca and kfc. i have it all werked out that when i'm training the house down i will get a kid from the club run down to kfc and get me a few eaver meal deals from maccas and kfc because they are only 800 meters from the club. or i might get one of the players with a hot wife to go down and get it and drag his wife into the selecshion room and seduct her with my bendalla beef stick lol. you can take the kid out of morti but you cant take the slider out of eaver.
the best condishion of my sponsor ship deal is i have to twise a weak stand out the front of maccas for 1 hour and rub the burgers on my big tittys to show the public that maccas is a afrodsiac. i cant wate to see all the hot bitches rubbing there smoo while watching me rub a quwarter pounder over my boobs. i might even charge them $3 to lick it of me and put the money in the trip away tin, the boys will love it.
the last part of my deal was they had to change there name. they were called the bendalla kangaroos but i told them they have to chande it two the bendalla saints because i barack for st kilda. man i love sam gilbert he's so cute.lol
heres a few pictures of my new sponsers that have nmade me the richest sports star in rooral victorian.