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Catburglar


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ur a f#cking wanker fingers

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I was outside the pub having a smoke when this bloke in a wheelchair asks 'why do you smoke'

I looked at him and said 'why the fark do you wear shoes'

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Facts of life:

-It takes 7 seconds for foodto pass from mouth to stomach
-A human hair can hold 3Kgs
-The length of your penis is 3 times the length of your thumb
-The Femur is as hard as concrete
-A women's heart beats faster then a man's
-Women blink twice as much as men
-We use 300 muscles to keep our balance when we stand

A women will read this entire text, a man is still looking at his thumb

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thanks brett

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If your talking to me Slocombe my name is Liam.

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and if you're talking to me peckerhead my name is craig

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Who do you think your talking too mister, 124 League games 62 goals and don't forget it.

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if ya gonna write crap like this beav at least get out of the joke section

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Jokecombe

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Craig, isnt there a CMCA website that Beaver can talk shyte on ?

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who is this Beaver clown .. does he know who I'm? 
the best turf 2 player ever
Beaver take a look at my statistics
I'm back  at the Roos.  with my talent   I'll get the job done  with my eyes closed


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Catburglar


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c oc k = nutfags

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what does the commoora cc and springy districts fc have in common?

very soon they will have both been relegated in the last 12 months

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darrel hair ha ha

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A Tasmanian couple gets married and are on their honeymoon.
The woman changes into a sexy outfit and lies on the bed. She looks sheepishly up at her new hubby and whispers, "Please be gentle with me. I'm a virgin."
The man gets up screaming, grabs his trousers and runs home to tell his father, who comforts him by saying, "Now, now. It'll be okay, son. If she wasn't good enough for her own family, then she isn't good enough for ours."



-- Edited by Jake the Mus on Thursday 16th of September 2010 02:10:04 PM

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Jake the Mus wrote:

A Tasmanian couple gets married and are on their honeymoon.
The woman changes into a sexy outfit and lies on the bed. She looks sheepishly up at her new hubby and whispers, "Please be gentle with me. I'm a virgin."
The man gets up screaming, grabs his trousers and runs home to tell his father, who comforts him by saying, "Now, now. It'll be okay, son. If she wasn't good enough for her own family, then she isn't good enough for ours."



-- Edited by Jake the Mus on Thursday 16th of September 2010 02:10:04 PM


did you get a stiffy when you wrote this word?

 



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Of course, I cant help but think back to those carefree days on the farm in spring , the sun shining on your back and a ewe pushing back from the edge of a cliff

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Bruce, the Australian millionaire, is having a barbie around his pool. All of his mates are there including Abdul, the local Paki shop keeper. After a few beers, Bruce shows them his 15ft croc he keeps in his pool and bets a cool mill that no one can beat it in a fight. It's a big savage looking ba$tard and none of the lads are keen to earn a mill that way when suddenly with a big splash Abdul is in there kicking, punching, wrestling, biting and eye gouging the prick - the whole fuking lot. Finally after a tense struggle, Abdul kills the ba$tard and climbs out in a sh1t state.
"WOW" Bruce says. "I owe you a million bucks!"
"I don't want it" Abdul replies.
"I'll buy you a new and bigger shop then." Bruce offers.
"No, I don't want that either." says Abba.
"How about an effigy shop with all the latest cricketers for you to sell to your countrymen for them to burn?
"No!"
Fed up and at a loss, Bruce asks...
"Well what the fuk do you want then?"
Abdul replies...
"I want the prick who pushed me in"

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What does a pregnant hoe have in common with burnt toast? You wish you'd taken it out a few seconds earlier.


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that's the worst joke iv'e ever heard. just ahead of your other joke about the leagues grade set up...maggot!

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