Craig Slocombe walks into a bar. The barman says "Oh g'day slocsdonthasselthehoffjohnnyfairplayjennytayliarocafellatriggerfingerscruffysmith how the fark are ya?"
Was talking to my Grandad the other day and he said "its going to be a farking nightmare with these flood waters coming down". I said "yeah tell me something I don't know...." to which he replied "your nana's arse can take my whole fist..."