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RE: Jokes

G Train · Status: Offline

Cut it out Oddball, it's blatantly obvious that that is what you were inferring.

-- Edited by G Train on Thursday 11th of February 2010 03:48:41 PM

BErnst · Status: Offline

G Train wrote:

Cut it out Oddball, it's blatantly obvious that that is what you were inferring.

-- Edited by G Train on Thursday 11th of February 2010 03:48:41 PM

Hey Foghorn, point out where i said 'Berwick'

G Train · Status: Offline

inferring - 4 dictionary results
Inferring
infer/nfr/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [in-fur] Show IPA verb, -ferred, -ferring.
verb (used with object) 1. to derive by reasoning; conclude or judge from premises or evidence: They inferred his displeasure from his cool tone of voice.
2. (of facts, circumstances, statements, etc.) to indicate or involve as a conclusion; lead to.
3. to guess; speculate; surmise.
4. to hint; imply; suggest.

verb (used without object) 5. to draw a conclusion, as by reasoning

Tangles · Status: Offline

Far to complicated that sort of explanation Train. Start calling you Oxford as a new alias soon

BErnst · Status: Offline

G Train wrote:

inferring - 4 dictionary results
Inferring
infer/nfr/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [in-fur] Show IPA verb, -ferred, -ferring.
verb (used with object) 1. to derive by reasoning; conclude or judge from premises or evidence: They inferred his displeasure from his cool tone of voice.
2. (of facts, circumstances, statements, etc.) to indicate or involve as a conclusion; lead to.
3. to guess; speculate; surmise.
4. to hint; imply; suggest.

verb (used without object) 5. to draw a conclusion, as by reasoning

Surprised you had to look that up to understand it?

My question was where did i SAY not infer, that it was Berwick can you answer this with out changing tangent and talking irrelevant babble?

Big brother · Status: Offline

BErnst wrote:

Big brother wrote:

BErnst, believe it or not woman and children brouse this board and may be offended at these attempts of humour. The SSCC does NOT need or want an outsider offending people on our clubs forum with vulgarity.

Cheers,
Big Brother

What is a joke is that BB only choses to cast his net over the minority, i suggest if you wanna play games and delete what is right and wrong on this board maybe you start by cleaning up the other 99% of crap that is wrong on here and not the 1% for everyones amusement.
May i suggest Murph you start at the thread tittled 'Prince porn network' plenty of material that requires attention to be removed there and also everytime a 'F' word or 'c' word gets dropped lets remove that aswell.

No room for selective editing now BB

-- Edited by BErnst on Thursday 11th of February 2010 02:49:46 PM

Wrong bloke.

BErnst · Status: Offline

Big brother wrote:

BErnst wrote:

Big brother wrote:

BErnst, believe it or not woman and children brouse this board and may be offended at these attempts of humour. The SSCC does NOT need or want an outsider offending people on our clubs forum with vulgarity.

Cheers,
Big Brother

What is a joke is that BB only choses to cast his net over the minority, i suggest if you wanna play games and delete what is right and wrong on this board maybe you start by cleaning up the other 99% of crap that is wrong on here and not the 1% for everyones amusement.
May i suggest Murph you start at the thread tittled 'Prince porn network' plenty of material that requires attention to be removed there and also everytime a 'F' word or 'c' word gets dropped lets remove that aswell.

No room for selective editing now BB

-- Edited by BErnst on Thursday 11th of February 2010 02:49:46 PM
Wrong bloke.

how so?

BErnst · Status: Offline

First real signs of weakness against me Train, your losing the battle so you run (log off)

Sobers · Status: Offline

Murph has resigned as moderator and as this forum covers a lot of DDCA clubs we thought it only fitting for a player from another club to be a Mod. So welcome and well done to Matt Downe.

fathertime · Status: Offline

Big brother wrote:

BErnst, believe it or not woman and children brouse this board and may be offended at these attempts of humour. The SSCC does NOT need or want an outsider offending people on our clubs forum with vulgarity.

Cheers,
Big Brother

Good work BB........he's got a filthy mind that Beaver.

prince mark · Status: Offline

Sobers wrote:

Murph has resigned as moderator and as this forum covers a lot of DDCA clubs we thought it only fitting for a player from another club to be a Mod. So welcome and well done to Matt Downe.

Gonna take more than that to winde me up Sobers............

2 OLD 2 SLOW · Status: Offline

BErnst wrote:

Azza wrote:

Brett you are already in a hole my friend, just waiting for the committe to cover you up with dirt.

Thanks for that...........!

Enjoy your clubs one day match next week Peckerhead

busted

Scruffy · Status: Offline

BErnst wrote:

G Train wrote:

Oddball, are you suggesting it's a Berwick player? Be careful....

Are you suggesting i am suggesting it is a Berwick person.........because i am 100% sure i did not say that.

You're a ****head beaver...... he opened an account after you played berwick and they are playing a one day game at sweeney this week. Fuk you're a moron on this forum!! Tin Man for your clubs sake I hope you guys do sumthing about this guy caus he sh1ts me and I only read his dribble on here. Any chance beaver wont find a club next year (in ddca t1) after his flog of an attemp at t1 this year????????

-- Edited by Scruffy on Friday 12th of February 2010 07:19:18 AM

G Train · Status: Offline

BErnst wrote:

First real signs of weakness against me Train, your losing the battle so you run (log off)

Oddball, you never have and never will defeat me. I've told you before and i'll tell you once more and once more only, if i do not reply to your post straight away it could be because of a number reasons (which i have listed below), not because you are winning the battle or because i have no response to you, nor is it me showing a sign of weakness....

a) busy at work so had to log off.
b) busy at home so had to log off.
c) become so astounded with reading another piece of your dribble that it's not worth replying to.
d) winning an argument against a person such as yourself with the IQ of a farkin frisbee, is like defeating StKilda in a grand final so I just don't bother continuing.
e) I am sick of humiliating you so i do you a favour by letting it go.
f) I just can not be farked responding to you anymore.

That's basically it oddball, so let it go would ya!

fathertime · Status: Offline

And.........BANG

Jake the Mus · Status: Offline

IQ OF A FARKEN FRISBEE thats gold

BErnst · Status: Offline

G Train wrote:

BErnst wrote:

First real signs of weakness against me Train, your losing the battle so you run (log off)

Oddball, you never have and never will defeat me. I've told you before and i'll tell you once more and once more only, if i do not reply to your post straight away it could be because of a number reasons (which i have listed below), not because you are winning the battle or because i have no response to you, nor is it me showing a sign of weakness....

a) busy at work so had to log off.
b) busy at home so had to log off.
c) become so astounded with reading another piece of your dribble that it's not worth replying to.
d) winning an argument against a person such as yourself with the IQ of a farkin frisbee, is like defeating StKilda in a grand final so I just don't bother continuing.
e) I am sick of humiliating you so i do you a favour by letting it go.
f) I just can not be farked responding to you anymore.

That's basically it oddball, so let it go would ya!

Thought i would go to the effort of adding the real reason for your 18hr delay in your reply.

(g) Proud chicken swept through your joint doing a audit on all your eggs, you where stuck in a cage and unable to go anywhere or do anything until every egg and hen had been accounted for.

Rocky Burdett · Status: Offline

Righteo lads it's a long one but stick it out...

A fella by the name of Oddball was out one night after a work function which included dinner, drinks the works. After a few hours on the sauce he wasn't feeling the greatest and felt the urge to bring it all up and so he did but all over his brand new suit his wife had just bought him. His suit was ruined...Red wine, peas, corn and carrots everywhere down the front of him.

While perched up at the bar he kept saying "She's gunna kill me. I'm dead. She's gunna kill me" The barman heard this and politely asked "Whats wrong mate? Who's gunna kill ya?" "I'm dead. That's it" Oddball replied. The barman asked again "Who's gunna kill ya and why?

After a pause, Oddball told the barman.."I've has a big night on the soup and I've spewed all down the front of my brand new suit my wife bought me. It's the first time I've worn it. She's gunna kill me."

The barman says "Look mate. I'll help you out. Go to the toilet and clean yourself up the best you can. You're not going to get it all so slip $20 in the top pocket of your suit jacket and then head home."

Oddball looks at the barman and says "I'll give it a go but whats with the $20 in the top pocket?"

The barman says "Well, when you get home your wife will be asleep. Put your suit on the back of a chair in your room. She will most likely wake up before you and see the damage to your suit. All you have to do is tell her that after the function you were having a cleansing ale and this really drunk bloke spewed all down the front of you and he felt that bad he gave you $20 for the dry cleaning."

"Perfect" Oddball said, thanked the barman and off he went.

Sure enough when he got home, the leader of the opposition was sound asleep. Oddsie put the suit over the back of the chair with the $20 in the pocket....

In the morning Oddball woke up to "What the bloody hell did you get up to last night? Look at your new suit I just bought you!" Oddball replied "Settle down love" "Don't you tell me to settle down" She shreaked. Oddball went onto explain...

"Look, I was having a beer last night after the do and this really drunk guy spewed all down the front of me" "Ohh thats disgusting" she replied. "I know but he felt that bad he gave me $20 for the dry cleaning. It's in the top pocket"

His wife reached into the top pocket, pulled out the $20 note and unfolded it. "Hang on." She said. "There's $40 here."

Oddball replied. "Yeah I know. He also sh1t in my pants!!!"

G Train · Status: Offline

BErnst wrote:

Thought i would go to the effort of adding the real reason for your 18hr delay in your reply.

(g) Proud chicken swept through your joint doing a audit on all your eggs, you where stuck in a cage and unable to go anywhere or do anything until every egg and hen had been accounted for.

Ha ha ha that's gold beav, i've got no comeback to that. Farking gold!