good joke Carroott.

Great comebacxk by Oddball...........10/10

got a good chuckle with them both.

one of us was being sincere oddball....u work it out.

I know you where been sincere just not sure about this Gtrain character?

G Train wrote:

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Got it one Oddball. Congratulations.

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Where does Ft fit into the picture?????????????????????

 

BErnst wrote:

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G Train wrote:

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Got it one Oddball. Congratulations.

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Where does Ft fit into the picture?????????????????????

 

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Oh my god he's serious. Are you even human?

 

Stop it oddball, fair dinkum.

That's it, i'm going to bed.

Farmer oddball was having trouble getting the bulls to mate with the cows so he called up the vet and explained the situation. The vet came out and said I think I can fix this he inserted his arm into the cows vagina and rubbed it all over the bulls face, the bull went crazy jumped on top of the cow and started humping away.
Farmer oddball was very pleased with himself and decided to head to the local for a few drinks. He stayed a bit later than he should and had a few more beers than he should have.
The farmer returned home and hopped into bed next to his wife, she was a bit fat and not very nice looking but he was feeling horny so he started rubbing her leg, she slapped his hand away, he started feeling her tits and again she pushed him away.
He thought about what had happened that day and decided to give it a try so he stuck his hand in her, rubbed it all over his face and then jumped on top and started going for it.
His wife then opened her eyes and looked at him and she said "your drunk, your home late and by the looks of ya you've been in a fight................

Sobers wrote:

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Farmer oddball was having trouble getting the bulls to mate with the cows so he called up the vet and explained the situation. The vet came out and said I think I can fix this he inserted his arm into the cows vagina and rubbed it all over the bulls face, the bull went crazy jumped on top of the cow and started humping away.
Farmer oddball was very pleased with himself and decided to head to the local for a few drinks. He stayed a bit later than he should and had a few more beers than he should have.
The farmer returned home and hopped into bed next to his wife, she was a bit fat and not very nice looking but he was feeling horny so he started rubbing her leg, she slapped his hand away, he started feeling her tits and again she pushed him away.
He thought about what had happened that day and decided to give it a try so he stuck his hand in her, rubbed it all over his face and then jumped on top and started going for it.
His wife then opened her eyes and looked at him and she said "your drunk, your home late and by the looks of ya you've been in a fight................

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Farmer oddball bought a heap of sheep with the hope of having them breed. After two seasons without any luck, he decided to head to the Vet. The Vet explained to him that they may not know what is involved so its best he go into the paddock and have sex with one himself, so they get the idea.

The next day he woke early and told the missus he was going for a drive. He loaded all the sheep into the back of his truck and drove out into the woods. Once there he unloaded them and began to give them all a root............

The next morning his missus got up before him so he asked "look out the window, and tell me if any of the sheep are rooting?"

"They are all in the back of your truck, and one of them is beeping the horn!"