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donthassellthehoff


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Rocky Burdett wrote:

More of a trivia question than a joke but here goes:

A man rides into town on Friday...Stays for three days and leaves again on Friday...How does he do it?


everybody meet friday...!

 



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slocs wrote:

excuse me paul? pathetic.



 It's time we all came clean mate, including myself.



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ok i am hoff, eaver, slocs, stocky stumper sometimes, rickybobby and whoever else you want me to be.

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slocs wrote:

ok i am hoff, eaver, slocs, stocky stumper sometimes, rickybobby and whoever else you want me to be.



I am feeling guilty aswell. I have been;

Beaver, Eaver, Bernst, BErnst, Beaver_, Beaver., BEaver, bErnst, EAver, eAver, BerNST, B3aver, Breernst, Slider, Seaver, Blider, BEAver, slocs and at times Goochy.


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hutchy is woofa

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hutchy wrote:

hutchy is woofa



 i mean woofa is hutchy



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Woofa is Woofa & Hutchy Baaaaaaaaaaaaahhhaaaaaaa

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hahahaha you've lost the plot hutchy

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Jake the Mus


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Al Qaida have reported a drop in applicants wiishing to become Sucide bombers. A spokesman for the terrorist group have laid the blame with Susan Boyle,stating after seeing what a virgin looks like young men a less likely to want to spend eternity with one

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Rocky Burdett


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donthassellthehoff wrote:

Rocky Burdett wrote:

More of a trivia question than a joke but here goes:

A man rides into town on Friday...Stays for three days and leaves again on Friday...How does he do it?


everybody meet friday...!

 


I just thought this was some guy on a horse but then I had a closer look.....All I can say is I'm happy I'm not you Hoff after all the grief you have been giving him.

 



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d--k skinned baby was born and god put a set of wings on him/her baby looked up at god and said does having wings make me an angel  god replied no just a blow fly

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Skills wrote:

d--k skinned baby was born and god put a set of wings on him/her baby looked up at god and said does having wings make me an angel  god replied no just a blow fly


D!ck skinned baby? wtf?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?...............

 



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I was walking down the road when I saw an Afghan bloke standing on a fifth floor balcony shaking a carpet, I shouted up to him, "What's up Abdul, won't it start?"

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i just bought a new porshe, so i posted on facebook "cant wait for the new 911" 4000 muslims have added me as a freind

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Best joke ever check out the Dandenong 4th 11 in the herald sun..............................

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Sobers wrote:

Best joke ever check out the Dandenong 4th 11 in the herald sun..............................



I agree , the grade is the joke



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joke: beaver a captain coach.

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We know your not Number 1 Trav.

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trav


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thanks for that.......

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Sitting together on a train travelling through the Swiss Alps, were a
Kiwi guy, an Australian bloke, a little old Greek lady, and a young
blonde Swiss girl with large breasts.

The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the
sound of a loud slap.

When the train emerges from the tunnel, the aussie has a bright red hand
print on his cheek.

No one speaks.

The old lady thinks:
The Kiwi guy must have groped the blonde in the dark, and she slapped
his cheek.

The blonde Swiss girl thinks:
That Kiwi guy must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and
fondled the old lady and she slapped his cheek.

The Aussie thinks:
The Kiwi bloke must have groped the blonde in the dark. She tried
to slap him but missed and got me instead.

The kiwi thinks:
I can't wait for another tunnel, just so I can smack the Aussie again.



-- Edited by Jake the Mus on Wednesday 2nd of June 2010 11:44:43 AM

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