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St kilda fc

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Wendell Peremul

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Back off the hawks boys hoff or ill lag you in.

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What do you call a fly with no wings?

A walk.

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what do you call a spanish guy who cant find his car?
Carlos

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What did one cannibal say to the other after eating a clown?

Did that taste funny to you?

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What did the slug say to the snail?
Big Issue mate?

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what did the plate say to the other plate?
lunch is on me

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What did one antenna say to the other antenna after returning home from a wedding?

Bad church service but wow, what a reception!

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Rocky Burdett wrote:

What did one antenna say to the other antenna after returning home from a wedding?

Bad church service but wow, what a reception!



 damn you rocky that was my next one


a bloke walked into the bar with a steering wheel down his pants, barman says "hey mate do you know you have a steering wheel down your pands" the bloke says "yeah i know its driving me nuts?



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Jarrod Goodes eating a salad.

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good one beav

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What do call an umpire with 3 missing fingers?

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and the barman says:

"I've got a drink named after you."

The grasshopper says:

"What, Trevor?"

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Where does an Englishman hide his money?
Under the soap.

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nice one beav

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Two eggs and a sausage in a fry pan. The sausage says to one of the eggs "is it just me or is it bloody hot in here? The egg turns to the other egg and says "fancy that, a talking sausage"....

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had a dream about a muffler last night and woke up exhausted.

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Slept like a log last night. Woke up in the fireplace.

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Had a dream I ate a giant marshmellow last night, when I woke up my pillow was gone.

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