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Jason Quirk walks into a bar. Barman says "why the fat head?"

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Rob Ward walks into the Waltzy. Barman says "Come back later Rob, it's only 9am."

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Brett Ernst walks into a bar. The barman says "fark off dickhead."

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highpants is the biggest joke this comp has ever seen....maggot!

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What do you do if you see 2 snails in a fight?

Let'em slug it out

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A man walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm and says to the barman "I'll have a beer thanks mate and one for the road."

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What does a dwarf get if he runs through a womans legs ???

A clit around the ear and a flap across the face

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What's slimy, cold, long and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger

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What's Matt Downe's favourite musical?

Hairspray.

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What's Brian King's favourite song?

We're gonna scoooooooooore tonight - Grease 2.

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Why wouldn't the barman serve the wig?
He was off his head....

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Who's Bobby Gray's favourite fashion stylist?

Jason Akermanis.

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How many Brett Ernst's does it take to change a light bulb?

38.

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what do you call beaver in a spelling contest?
farked

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whats prince marks favourite gang?

the baldy's (the wanderas)

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Craig Slocombe walks into a bar. The barman says "Oh g'day slocsdonthasselthehoffjohnnyfairplayjennytayliarocafellatriggerfingerscruffysmith how the fark are ya?"

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What do you call G Train in a chicken coup?

Foghorn

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What do you call a person from Doveton who hasn't either been to jail, punched on with his mates, or lived in a concrete commission home?

A liar.

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What do you call a good bloke in Berwick?

A tourist

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What do you call Craig Slocombe in a pink shirt?

Salmon

-- Edited by prince mark on Tuesday 3rd of August 2010 06:45:55 PM

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