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Eaver


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There has bean a lot of congecture over the larst 24 ours regarding my posishion at the mortiallox cc and my relashionship with shambo. all the stuff about me not coaching next year has bean a storm in a tv cup because i have alredy bean given the promise from rance paper that i will be the coach next year. his own words were "since you bean hear eaver with your uncompromising  coaching teckniques like making 60 year old men sprint laps and do 100 push ups on there nuckles we are starting to see the bad eggs that are sooking and we will tell them to shape up or chip out".  he also said that the club had only bugeted for 2 wins and 3 wins has bean a bonus and for that i might get a suprize on my final pay check. now i have to make a decishion about coaching morti or the bendalla saints.
as for shambos outberst all i will say is remeber the old saying that those who larf second larf the loudest. i will be larfing out loud (lol) when rance and the club bord call him in to the office and tell him to empty his locker and leave the club. they will take my side because they no who is more important to the mortiallox cc and thats me and not some big head who cant take a wicket against the top 9 teems. i will divulge you why shambles has terned against me in point form and in the order it all happened.
-the fest time i saw shambmo in the showers i larfed because i have never seen a doodle that small and cheesy lol
- i got court trying to root rozz's friend in the sliding insident
- i made shambo sprint a lap beacuse i hit him for 5 sixes in a row at training. i told him to keep of my pads but he didnt listen so i told him to sprint a lap and maybe next time he will listen
- on my booze cruise to bendalla hid is gear when he was out feelding. i even dropped a nugget in his bating glove lol. now i call him poo fingers
- he court me looking at rozzas hooters when she bended over in front of me
- he court me with an erecshion when i was looking at rozzas hooters when she bended over in front of me
- i signed more autografs than him at the kingston club won nite
- i told him he had to bowl in to the wind larst week or bowl ferst change.
- i am a supearior athleet than him
this hole disrespecting he did to me larst nite has brang the club in to disrepoot and sghmbo will be punished accordingley according to rance paper and my leederchip group of baron portello, jim snichardson and ratty dewman


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he court me looking at rozzas hooters when she bended over in front of me
- he court me with an erecshion when i was looking at rozzas hooters when she bended over in front of me

haha good eav...

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This is crazy.

We have got a coach and allegedly players having a crack at each other on a public forum.
We have someone writing posts which are obviously meant to be humorous but included talk about someones missus, which I would have thought would be off limits on here.
We have so called club people getting involved in a public debate about their club? Irrespective of who is to blame in all this or wether any of the stuff written here is even genuine, surely it cannot be allowed to continue like this.

With a week to go mordi should be sitting back enjoying what was a pretty good year first up in turf 1 and looking forward to next season yet they end the season with some huge decisions to make.

Someone needs to take charge down there as it appears from the outside that some egos have clashed and need to be kept in check.






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Scruffy


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Did anyone talk about mordi before this season?

Why are they in the spotlight on this forum so much?

How come there is an alias impersonating their c/c?

If you find the common link between the answers to these questions you'll find out why mordi have some huge decisions to make and why all this crap has been so public!

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I haven't heard the word HOOTERS since Al Bundy used to use it on Married With Children.

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Look at the 2 D-grade cricketers commenting on a subject that is well out of there league.

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I thought Prince was B grade?

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I believe Eaver to be none other then Craig Slocombe and his new found best mate, hence where he is getting all the information from.

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prince mark


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I thought it was a few Mordi lads Beav, you said you knew who they were.............now you're saying it's old man Salmon.

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prince mark wrote:

I thought it was a few Mordi lads Beav, you said you knew who they were.............now you're saying it's old man Salmon.


haaaaaaaa i love it.

Yeah i was wrong, turned out the 2 lads in question knew who the culprit was (ie: SLocs best mate) and they have been cohering together.

 



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prince mark


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That must tip Slocs over to 50 alias's now, sneaky bugger.

Great work Slocs, Eaver has been a huge hit!

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I reckon I was 75% it was Slocs!!

But I didn't realise he and Trav were such good mates or I would've been more positive.

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BErnst wrote:

prince mark wrote:

I thought it was a few Mordi lads Beav, you said you knew who they were.............now you're saying it's old man Salmon.


haaaaaaaa i love it.

Yeah i was wrong, turned out the 2 lads in question knew who the culprit was (ie: SLocs best mate) and they have been cohering together.

 


Did the 2 lads tell you this? Massive snitches if they did..........

 



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3 way as far as i know. O'hare & Slocs are the co writers.

The guy said ah well 1 round left i might as well tell year season is over.

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thanks for the compliment but eaver is GENUINELY not me.

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Wow...I would love to claim Eaver and very flattered that you thought I had a hand in it but way of the mark.

Not sure who is feeding you lines Beaver but some of your recent claims are outrageous.

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Goochy


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Who is O'hare?

Is that Stocky Stumper?

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BErnst wrote:

I believe Eaver to be none other then Craig Slocombe and his new found best mate, hence where he is getting all the information from.


Cha  ching. Was only a matter of time till eaver was busted and will miss his quality insight.

 



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Goochy wrote:

Who is O'hare?

Is that Stocky Stumper?


Stocky is O'hare aka parfields keeper and from the stories ive heard the greatest prankster the world has seen.

 



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2 OLD 2 SLOW wrote:

Goochy wrote:

Who is O'hare?

Is that Stocky Stumper?


Stocky is O'hare aka parfields keeper and from the stories ive heard the greatest prankster the world has seen.

 


Listen Stick & Cone...dont try and pin this one on me. A strong source at SSCC has informed me you are up to your eyebrows in mischievious aliases and constantly trying to pin them on innocent forum members.

 



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