They missed the boat with Dervo.....signed at the Pit about a month ago
Yeah in blue crayon apparently. Doesn't have his pen license yet.
Prince, any other news on the recruiting front down at the pit? I heard a whisper that you blokes have been in talks with Mick Lewis? Any truth to that?
Funny you mention that Woofa. I saw Mick at Purple Haze when I was going to Rob's British Butchers in Dandy and he was getting a tat of a spider web on his right elbow. Looks like it will go well with the one of the cobra he got a few weeks back on the inside of his left fore-arm.
Micks tatts are all a part of his intimidation plans....when he beats the bat he plans on running down to the batsman and pointing at his stickers while making snake hissing noises.
i just found out that our league lost highpants and goofy in one hit. great news for our league, 2 less maggots stinking the place out...!
2 less blokes to pull your little chinese wang over fark face!
You play shots on here as if you have achieved something, well i can tell you sucking your mates c0ck in a group orgy and copping on the chin what they have to offer is nothing to be proud of you jizz invested c0ck penetrating homo who has a insastionable appetite for licking man anus!
Now shuffle along!
-- Edited by BErnst on Thursday 20th of May 2010 11:30:26 AM
Hoff, Beaver always has a bug up his arse about something. ie covers, wet pitches, umpires descisions, fast bowlers, his beloved saints etc etc etc etc
is nothing to be proud of you jizz invested c0ck penetrating homo who has a insastionable appetite for licking man anus!
As silly as you are beaver you may actually just be on to something here. As you would well be aware, Krudd has recently announced a 40% profit tax on the mining companies, and since this announcement the local mining stocks have really taken a hit.
Perhaps jizz may actually be a worthwhile investment and could be a way for mining investers to get something back. Think about it, it is freely produced all over the world and there is never any danger of running out of the stuff.
There are plenty of ways of selling good jizz too. Sperm banks are apparently short on stock at the moment, apparently poofters like to stick a jar of it in the freezer and turn it into icypoles, lezzo's like to use it to make babies and stuff and who knows, some sluts might even want to put it on there chicken sandwiches! (I'm sure Rocky Burdett could think of a few more?) What i'm getting at here is that there are so many uses for jizz that if it was marketed correctly it could be the next big thing on the stock exchange. I can't believe i didn't think of it before you, great work Beav you smart bugger.
-- Edited by G Train on Thursday 20th of May 2010 02:24:36 PM