Anyone watch the Paki's Aus game? I have never been so happy for the Aussies to win, the Pakis were carrying on like farkwits.
What were they doing stu? i was playing cricket when it was on and missed it. All heard was we lost then we won with 21 or something off the last over?
Just getting in Warner and Watsons faces when they were dismissed, 1 of them did the aeroplane at the fall of the second wicket, Afridi stood in the middle of the wicket like flintoff did just well over the top at the fall of each wicket. Kamran Akmal jumping up and down everytime bro hit a boundary. Just ordinary sportsmanship, they were on top for 39 overs and were really rubbing our noses in it and it bit them on the arse, have not seen the Aussies so stoked for a long time I think they were peeved too.
Wondering if anyone else has seen the interview in the crowd after the Womens T20 final after the Aussies beat the Kiwi's? A reporter for Fox News was interviewing this guy with a flat top, wearing a flanny with heaps of piercings including nose, ears and tongue while dringing a bottle of Bundy Rum straight!! Bloody scaring looking dude but funny all the same.
He was saying that he has followed the Aussies since the days of Zoe Goss and reckons that Ellyse Perry is his modern day hero and how Nicola Browne deserved to be player of the series. He was pretty pissed and lost his voice from cheering on the girls while also sledging the Kiwi "farkbags" as he let slip.
Pretty funny interview. He went on to say he was going down into the rooms to help the girls party on. I doubt we will hear from this guy again including how the partying went, but keep an eye on the box for the interview (maybe Sports Tonight) it's a cracker how much of a bogan this guy is.
Waaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh the Aussie girls, we farked those Kiwi sluts up bigtime.
Rocky Burdett, that was my brother you saw on Fox Sports, he's over here with myself and Zoe as a part of a lesbian supporters tour. He's that ugly and vile we use him to portray men as pigs so woman come over to the world of rug cleaning and scissor lock grinding. He's also the heart and sole of the mighty Buckley Ridges CC, his abuse of any opposing team is 1st class. I remember a game when the boys were playing HSD at Park Oval and he yelled out to that Matty Downes farkbag "hey Downesy you HSD farkbag, my sister and her lezzo friends have bigger c0cks than you....you bald kunt". It was hillarious, Big K told him because he was a great Buckley abuser he could have free grog that night and his own deck chair at c0ck head corner near the creek.
Zoe and me got in the changerooms after the game to celebrate with the girls and fark did we party. At one stage I was licking VB off yound Elise Perry's bald snatch while Zoe was was ramming a cricket bat grip cone up my vag. The girls were thrilled to have ex stars like Zoe and me in the rooms to show them the finer points of fisting, those little slut farkbags are gonna have to wash their hands tonight.
We're back home soon and I'm straight to the Manor and into our feral supporter recruiting campaign that Johnny Robbo's heading up. We're gonna show the footage of Jorgo making an arse of himself at the grand final presentations to outline the bare minimum of what's expected at Buckley. "Winners are grinners", classic Jorgo you farkbag. Robbo might even reinact his stirling performance at Berwick in thew semi when he sprayed the fark out of those farkbags.
Anyway, can wait for a mans session at the Manor to catch up with the boys.
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh Buckley, come on boys make some noise!
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waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah Buckley, come on boys make some noise!
The funny thing is Rocky, the only bloke I ever remember calling me Downsey is umpire Mark Belbin.....surely he isn't the dyke though.....is he?
The Dyke could very be old Belbs, Prince. I've seen him about 12 months ago at Parkmore shopping centre walking out of one of them mobile library trucks that offer computer courses for the retired and people on pensions so they can do banking online and check their e-mails and stuff. I never would have picked it. He's always at the local cricket so gathering info on players and clubs wouldn't be an issue.