Looks a bit fly blown even for this sheep enjoyer

I should have known if I bent over in front of springy south blokes I would get violated sooner or later.
Staggers me how many different email addreses you must have slocs, how do you remember which is which????

Wow you must be the unluckiest bloke ever slocs, all this stuff that seems to happen when your there, yet it's always others and you get the blame.
To be honest I did sense someone looking at my arse and in hindsight the matching red shoes probably should have alarmed me earlier.