Lefty, i am a bit lonely tonight and i just wanted to say hi to you. So hi
Will your club be reappointing your coach for next year? Can i throw my hat into the ring? I believe i have the necessary skill set and would be a great asset to your club. We can talk payment in private.
PS, have you blokes got plenty in the bank? Let me know if you want my thoughts on recruiting, this is an area i specialise in.
Lefty i can't quite read you. When you call me idiot is it a term of endearment or do think ive got severe mental issues and you therefore hate my guts?
And yes our friend the Kiwi, i noticed a 2 for is the right Lefty? I didn't see him bowl but judging by your enthusiasm he must have bowled well?
Coming up to finals would you like me to post any more lessons? I can even provide motivational speeches. I am multi talented and desperate for an opportunity... have you given any thought to me posting you a resume?
I will post a resume for your consideration. My big focus wil be on mateship and team spirit, the rest especially the technical side will look after itself.
I think you blokes will be easy to please. I noticed you pumped up the Kiwis bowling effort from the last round.... was it 2 wkts he got?
Don't get me wrong as 2 for is solid, imagine what you would be like it i coached him to a 7 for?
I can picture it now, you just shot your load all over the screen simply in anticipation.
My rate is $1,000 per hour, if you are interested i will send you my booking agents details. Obviously if we look at a longer term arrangement fees will be reduced accordingly.
This is good as i now feel we are getting along much better
Would easily be able to get together 1k to get you down for a chat. Walk into the rooms 15 minutes before the game starts and deliver a stirring speech and the cash is yours.